wank noodle

A term for the male reproductive organ known as a penis.

Jim cried out in pain after he was struck in his wank noodle.

by ThatPurple July 29, 2017

Limo Noodle

When you mess up trying to call a sissy loser a limp noodle

Wow, look at Juliette. He’s such a limo noodle.

by Zyanabanana December 20, 2018

Noodles

Swirly long ting

Noodles? you want same come get same

by Isuckd4fr33 December 25, 2018

Noodle fight

When one wets their middle finger with saliva and another person does the same. The two wet fingers then clash in an intense battle resembling wet noodles.

Dude, why does your finger smell weird? Oh I just got done having a noodle fight

by A wet Pringle sandwich January 5, 2019

NOODLED

To be noodled means to be off your head on: E, Mdma, coke

When your are in the noodle stage your talking utter shit on drugs and don't have a clue what your talking about at this point of being fucked up no one is listening and everyone is literally ignoring you but you continue to talk for no reason, complete utter shite coming out of your mouth

"Haha ya off ya noodle you kid"
"Your absolutely noodled off ya tits"
"Am fucking noodled me"
"Newcastle"

by Got any valium m8? January 13, 2019

Chicken Noodle Soup

(Noun) - Currency, Money.

A slang term used describe money.

Origin- Brooklyn, aka The trenches, aka the concrete Jungle.

"Its all about gettin' to that Chicken Noodle Soup, providing for your family."

"Yo I got mad Chicken Noodle, you already know whats up we got the henny on deck tonight."

by MarkyMarkSparkySpark June 12, 2018

Noodle Knife

A person who is limp like a noodle in person but behind your back or when you aren't looking will harden up and insult you or act tough.

John is such a noodle knife. He waited until I left to talk bad about me.

by high6ix67 June 16, 2018