happy mothers day mom

happy mothers day, I love you, you're the best mom ever. -bear

happy mothers day mom

by asdfghjkwert May 6, 2020

ur brother is ur mother

This one is the worst of all the ultimate plot twist, it completely knocks ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur granpap a trap, and ur sister is a mister out of the park

Caleb: ur mom gay
Nick: ur brother is ur mother

by 420nick69 May 11, 2018

Dog Man: Mothering Heights

Okay just admit that you read dog man -_-

Cool Dog Man: Mothering Heights book!!

by WEAR MASKS!! December 17, 2020

your mother cut slope

a remark made when someone insults you and you have nothing to say. they will not understand this phrase because they'll be wondering why the fuck their mother is cutting a slope and not a skin fade like all the matreps. thank me later

"eh fuck you la your gf left you right"
"YOUR MOTHER CUT SLOPE LA KANINA"
"what"

by aaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb August 20, 2021

Dumbass Mother Vuckers (DMVs)

The idiots you'll find working at the DMV.

I was trying to get my new license picture and those Dumbass Mother Vuckers (DMVs) took 3 hours to take a new one!!

by Redface One Time September 20, 2012

Abbott Road Mother Fucker

A MSU student that resides at Chandler Crossing.

Those Abbott Road Mother Fucker's smoke too much weed.

by 420 keifer street October 7, 2018

allahu akbar mother fucka

allahu akbar means BOOM BOOM , no im kidding it means "god is greatest"

SARA: allahu akbar, bismillah
JOHN : AYO ITS A BOMBER!! PRAYING FOR OUR DEATH hahaha bomber
SARA: bro wtf im reading quran " BOO ALLAHU AKBAR MOTHER FUCKA" did i scare u

by _salowais September 6, 2022