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MATH

Girl 1: Gosh, I just got a MATH!
Girl 2: Well, that’s better than me. I got a real MATH homework!

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by Minevera Mcgonall June 20, 2018
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Math is useless. (period)
by zeeeeeeeeeebruh February 20, 2020
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Math

Girl 1: Whats up next
Girl 2: Math
Girl 2: Kill me.
by HyPeDoG November 12, 2019
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Fucking with my math

When someone tries to help you out with something you're doing, but all they're doing is making it harder. The term comes from parents and how the switch to common core math and algebra only made things more complicated and harder, when the intent was to help make it easier
guy 1: *is moving something heavy through a doorway*

guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*

guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"
by CalypsoKobold July 16, 2024
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Math

A subject of numbers. The easiest thing in elementary school, and it will become a solitary confinement torture in High school. The basics, plus minus decide multiply percentage time and fractions are needed, while the rest would be deemed useless after the end of your time at school.
Math is the worst
by Tr45h May 19, 2022
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math class

A time when some stories regarding humans doing something impossible quantitatively that ends with a cliffhanging question which makes the people in the math class need to speculate what happens next are told.
During math class, my teacher told that Bob bought 30 Watermelons at the minimarket, then he ate 19 watermelons and gave 3 watermelons to his friend. What does he have now?

Answer: either death or illness due to overeating
by BlaBla_bla March 3, 2019
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Math

Sex. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiplication
Man 1: I'm very very good at maths
by AloneAgain0 September 20, 2015
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