poop cushion

the soft gelatinous area that a voluptuous man or woman uses to sit, either of the two round fleshy parts that form the lower rear area of a buttocks, the seat of the body,

That stripper was so hot I slapped a $20 spot on her poop cushion

by JudgeBomb November 17, 2017

poop looter

Someone interested in "Anal Sex", one that ravages the anus enough for resadual feedback of fecal matter.

Why don't you go stick it in your mothers ass, you fucking poop looter.

by Dr. Traskular April 14, 2011

Mystery poop

When you find poop in a toilet but there is no toilet paper in the bowl .

Someone took a dump in the toilet and there is just poop floating, no toilet paper. It’s a mystery poop.

by Stanovich June 30, 2020

pooping hippopotamus

When you walk down the street completely naked doing the Helicopter Dick while peeing.

"OMG that guy is doing the pooping hippopotamus and it's getting all over me."

by acoustiix January 15, 2016

Water Poop

The result when small kids get diarrhea after swimming.

“Mommy, I’m pooping water poop!”

by InfiniteGuy July 14, 2019

Poop hip

The build up of gas in your lower abdomen that causes you to feel like there's a turd sitting on your hip bone.

Look at how Dave is wiggling around in pain. He must have some serious poop hip going on.

by PoopHip71 March 07, 2012

insta-pooping

The action of strolling through instagram while pooping.

I caught my husband insta-pooping.

by Mama_Jess November 27, 2016