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Clam Bake

A lesbian orgy where each brings their own drugs to get 'baked'.
I have to admit, I didn't expect to see so many hot women at that clam bake last night!
by Miss Spider August 8, 2009
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Clam Slam

Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Clam Slam is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.
At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Clam Slam! Like, tots embarrassing!
by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018
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Fake Clam

When a man goes down on a woman to eat her out and pretends to use his mouth.Instead uses his fingers while making the sound with his mouth.
Naw man I didn't actually go down on her i just did the fake clam
by Rybbo March 18, 2011
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Clam bomb

A clam bomb is when a woman queefs in your face on accident or on purpose.
Clam bomb: I was tattooing Krystal's hip, and she dropped the clam bomb.
by The tattooist October 8, 2013
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Slams your clam

If you say "whatever tickles your pickle" that would mean your talking to a dude... So "whatever slams your clam " would be talkin to a woman.
Woman says: "Its freakin awesome!"
You say :Hey, whatever slams your clam!
by Mcstinkers February 24, 2020
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Clam

When singer or musician hits a wrong note on stage or in the recording studio.
I heard a few clams at the concert last night.
by Swerdnase June 2, 2018
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Clam artist

Someone who utilizes their female genitalia (vagina) to take advantage of someone for money or person gain.
Kasey told us she lost the money for the Weeknd tickets to a Facebook hacker, but we all know she's the real clam artist.
by PapoCrapo April 1, 2021
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