by Chakame December 11, 2017
A play one makes when "checking", dissing, rebutting or putting down another--either their idea, behavior or character--using the opening line, "Dude!..."
Ex. 1:
Dude 1: Man, I'm SO gonna get laid hittin' on chicks at work.
Dude 2: Dude! You gotta stop that, you're gonna get fired or kicked in the nuts!
Dude 1: Dude! Don't play the dude card on me! I'm yer bro!
Dude 2: Dude! I'm not yer bro! And if I DON'T play the dude card on you, yer gonna get kicked in the nuts! You OBVIOUSLY have NO CLUE what yer doing!
Ex. 2:
Dude 1: Bro, I got so wasted last night I broke my face on the railing!
Dude 2: Dude! This is NOT something to brag about! Yer face is still bleeding! Go to the hospital before I slip and sue you for fallin' on my ass in your face-blood!
Dude 1: Dude! Do NOT play the dude card on me when my frickin' face is bleedin'! OWWWW! Take me to the hospital!
Dude 1: Man, I'm SO gonna get laid hittin' on chicks at work.
Dude 2: Dude! You gotta stop that, you're gonna get fired or kicked in the nuts!
Dude 1: Dude! Don't play the dude card on me! I'm yer bro!
Dude 2: Dude! I'm not yer bro! And if I DON'T play the dude card on you, yer gonna get kicked in the nuts! You OBVIOUSLY have NO CLUE what yer doing!
Ex. 2:
Dude 1: Bro, I got so wasted last night I broke my face on the railing!
Dude 2: Dude! This is NOT something to brag about! Yer face is still bleeding! Go to the hospital before I slip and sue you for fallin' on my ass in your face-blood!
Dude 1: Dude! Do NOT play the dude card on me when my frickin' face is bleedin'! OWWWW! Take me to the hospital!
by Tee$ December 12, 2011
A medical marijuana card. Often used to refer to a medical marijuana card that is obtained solely for the purpose of obtaining recreational marijuana if you are under 21 or live in a medical only state. A med card may be obtained by claiming to have anxiety, trouble sleeping, and similar conditions.
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 5, 2023
Poor Little Unfortunate Me. Used as an insult to people who use emotions to get the upper hand. Try and make you feel sorry for them. Purposefully or unpurposefully uses your kind nature to make you do things for them. Only used by terrible people. Mostly used by men who have mommy issues and would love a mommy who they can fuck.
Do not trust people who use plum cards ever.
Do not trust people who use plum cards ever.
"well I asked him if he was ok and he said "I mean I guess." Guess he's pulling the PLUM card again"
"I'm just so lonely. I wish we were still together." --PLUM card user
"You used to take such good care of me." --PLUM card user
"I'm just so lonely. I wish we were still together." --PLUM card user
"You used to take such good care of me." --PLUM card user
by JackandJill-therewasnohill July 16, 2018
Card-tender is a casino card dealer. Except you’re not getting fucked up and having to tip them for drinks(which are always expensive). You tip them on helping you with the game you’re playing while also getting free drinks at the same time. Winning hero’s? I think so.
by ChelsRene August 5, 2018
The "Debit Card Game" is a name used for raping children. As a debit card goes in and out, this signals a rape. It can sound very innocent, but do not be fooled.
Family member: Hey, kid! Would you like to play the debit card game?
*The child agrees, following the family member to somewhere very quiet and empty. They get raped and continue the day like nothing happened.*
*The child agrees, following the family member to somewhere very quiet and empty. They get raped and continue the day like nothing happened.*
by Iamnotfunny July 30, 2022
To have a good wank
Dave: Aaron what’s ur favourite category on the hub
Aaron: ooooooofs I love shuffling my cards to a bit of lesbian massage
Aaron: ooooooofs I love shuffling my cards to a bit of lesbian massage
by Dink__11 April 24, 2022