air pods

something that only dicks and shit heads wear.
and they are unreasonably expensive

girl: hey how are you doing
dick: just listening to my air pods
girl: *turns around*
slut: what is wrong you don't like a rich boy?

by Agar.IHoe February 11, 2019

Air Defense Artillery

1. The ultimate definition of trying to justify one's masculinity by doing overtly ignorant acts in the name of being "hardcore."

We're going to do control point measures that rival Iraq, because we have nothing better to do, because we're Air Defense Artillery, we even have a song, what?!

by jimmyjohn55932 October 1, 2011

fresh-air sniper

When you go outside after a few drinks and you turn from someone who is relatively sober to a drunken embarrassment.

"Fucking fresh-air sniper, I can't remember spitting in that officer's face on the way home"

by Rory the sheep September 24, 2009

hot air balloon

When a girl eats a guys bootyhole while giving him a reach around, he farts in her mouth.

I hot air balloned the shit out of that bitch last night.

by jesus July 22, 2003

air-guitar effect

it's when you try to make the weirdo playing on an air guitar stop so you pretend that the music he is making is too loud.

a: dude you should seriousli stop.

b: stop wat?

a: the music
b: huh, i dun make any music
a: ahh! it must be the air-guitar effect!

by priest28 April 17, 2010

Hot air ballooning

Farting into the fourskin of a semi erect penis

Brian's fourskin inflated as bob passed wind down his limp shaft. Hot air ballooning

by Sheppytrain June 16, 2013

Hot Air Balloon

When a man/woman is performing a generous deed of cunnilingus and the recipient lets out a warm and surprising quieff. PPAAAAAAAH...HOT AIR BALLOON!!!

He was being such a a-hole all week. I'm gonna Hot Air Balloon him tonight!!!

by Afeenom March 8, 2011