Any old ex-stripper/street hooker with retarded looking "lemon-stung eyes" - or any toothless-Times Square skank-whore turned AA qualifier turned "cheap TV" celebrity who lights her tits on fire and tries to be funny...
by Big black guy March 25, 2005
Get the Sandy Kane Blew Comedy Showmug. by Matt Nay October 2, 2005
Get the show me dem titties bitchmug. Sex education where demonstrations for the purpose of modeling proper sexual technique, safer sex protocols and better communication are performed usually for a live audience who's encouraged to watch and ask questions. Demonstrations may or may not include nudity or explicit sexual contact, but often do.
"Show-n-Tell Sex Ed is such a better way to learn how to be a sex ninja than watching porn."
"I went to a Show-n-Tell Sex Ed workshop where the sex educator totally hand-fucked a melon with a latex glove and some lube!"
"That strap-on workshop was a Show-n-Tell Sex Ed class and they pegged a dude in front of me and my gf."
"I went to a Show-n-Tell Sex Ed workshop where the sex educator totally hand-fucked a melon with a latex glove and some lube!"
"That strap-on workshop was a Show-n-Tell Sex Ed class and they pegged a dude in front of me and my gf."
by ReidAboutSex August 25, 2011
Get the Show-n-Tell Sex Edmug. A comedy podcast produced and hosted by Bill, Brent, and Andy. Home page for the show is www.nhafterhours.com
by glock23 March 21, 2009
Get the New Hampshire After Hours Showmug. 1) When you ask a hot girl of sexual prowess to also prove her intellectual worth.
2) When you demand a reveal her pubic hair.
3) a reference to those with a fetish for schematic representations of algorithms.
2) When you demand a reveal her pubic hair.
3) a reference to those with a fetish for schematic representations of algorithms.
1) "Yo, show me your flow chart. Lets see if your speech is as clever as your vulva."
2) "Show me that wild flow chart!"
3) "Bring your flow chart to bed, baby. You know how vector-based data flow makes me wet."
2) "Show me that wild flow chart!"
3) "Bring your flow chart to bed, baby. You know how vector-based data flow makes me wet."
by e-rockin' November 21, 2007
Get the show me your flow chartmug. 1. Phrase to describe something that is hot. Really hot.
2. Reference to a night club fire that "Great White" started. Christ, they killed a 100 people; that's over half their fans. I'm sure some of the people went there just to get drunk and laugh at the fat metal singers from the 80's, but they ended up dying too.
3. A way to end your way to end your "career."
4. Used to describe a big disaster that should have been avoided if someone, I don't care who, had used a bit of common sense to forsee cause and effect in a given circumstance. Kind of like when one of your friend's says "hey, check this out" and ends up hurting themselves trying to do something cool.
2. Reference to a night club fire that "Great White" started. Christ, they killed a 100 people; that's over half their fans. I'm sure some of the people went there just to get drunk and laugh at the fat metal singers from the 80's, but they ended up dying too.
3. A way to end your way to end your "career."
4. Used to describe a big disaster that should have been avoided if someone, I don't care who, had used a bit of common sense to forsee cause and effect in a given circumstance. Kind of like when one of your friend's says "hey, check this out" and ends up hurting themselves trying to do something cool.
by dedsqwirl December 10, 2004
Get the Hotter than a "Great White" showmug. THE ACT OF BESTOWING, DEMONSTRATING or EXHIBITING ANY OF THE FOLLOWING ONTO A JO NISHA KELLY:
1 a (1) : strong affection for another arising out of kinship or personal ties <maternal love for a child> (2) : attraction based on sexual desire : affection and tenderness felt by lovers (3) : affection based on admiration, benevolence, or common interests <love for his old schoolmates> b : an assurance of love <give her my love>
2 : warm attachment, enthusiasm, or devotion <love of the sea>
3 a : the object of attachment, devotion, or admiration <baseball was his first love> b (1) : a beloved person : darling —often used as a term of endearment (2) British —used as an informal term of address
4 a : unselfish loyal and benevolent concern for the good of another: as (1) : the fatherly concern of God for humankind (2) : brotherly concern for others b : a person's adoration of God
5 : a god or personification of love
6 : an amorous episode : love affair
7 : the sexual embrace : copulation
8 : a score of zero (as in tennis)
9 capitalized Christian Science : god
COURTESY OF VERONICA ACOSTA ;-)
1 a (1) : strong affection for another arising out of kinship or personal ties <maternal love for a child> (2) : attraction based on sexual desire : affection and tenderness felt by lovers (3) : affection based on admiration, benevolence, or common interests <love for his old schoolmates> b : an assurance of love <give her my love>
2 : warm attachment, enthusiasm, or devotion <love of the sea>
3 a : the object of attachment, devotion, or admiration <baseball was his first love> b (1) : a beloved person : darling —often used as a term of endearment (2) British —used as an informal term of address
4 a : unselfish loyal and benevolent concern for the good of another: as (1) : the fatherly concern of God for humankind (2) : brotherly concern for others b : a person's adoration of God
5 : a god or personification of love
6 : an amorous episode : love affair
7 : the sexual embrace : copulation
8 : a score of zero (as in tennis)
9 capitalized Christian Science : god
COURTESY OF VERONICA ACOSTA ;-)
by SAN DIEGO SUNSHINE a.k.a Vero April 6, 2010
Get the show Jo-SUM-luvmug.