Two inches and a skip

Meaning very close to something. Said by slightly autistic people.

We are two inches and a skip away from starting debate!

No

by Pasquelle September 17, 2016

two-bob spot

A wet spot seen on the exterior of a man's trousers after he has urinated but not adequately shaken or wiped his penis, leading to an after-pee soiling of the nearby clothing. The size of the spot usually being reminiscent of a two-shilling, or "two-bob" coin used in pre-decimalised Australia and UK.

Hey Knackers, did you forget to give your cock a good shake after your snakes hiss? You've got a cracking two-bob spot on the front of your dacks there.

by clemstar January 13, 2016

two pretty bestfriends

something that doesn’t exist

person A: have you ever seen two pretty bestfriends?
person B: I ain’t never seen two pretty bestfriends

by caca poopoo pp January 23, 2021

Two finger smidge

When two fingers is all you need. Used as a measurement.

I'll take a double.
You mean a two finger smidge?

by Jessi-rose September 2, 2021

Two way sundae

When 2 buddies having a 3 - some with a female and one of the buddies takes a puff from a joint and blows it into the vagina and the other buddy inhales the rest of the smoke from the vagina

Bro Keagan and i had the best Two way sundae with hottest chic ever on Saturday night

by The sundae guy September 5, 2022

Two week rule

The two week rule was used by Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt when they were together. It means that they must see each other every two weeks no matter what. Larries believe that Harry styles and Louis Tomlinson also use this rule as their tour dates and other events leave room for it.

Louis: oi oi babe I’ll see you in two weeks ya know what I mean

Harry: Of course Lou the two week rule I know

by Larrystylinson28/09/13 February 19, 2021

Two Bob Turnip

Two Bob Turnip is a name used to describe a specific Family of woolybacks that reside in The Suburban Semi Rural farming village of Purbrook. The Barron’s, or Two Bob Turnip’s are a Lower Middle Class Yuppie family that usually have ginger hair, Webbed Feet and Dogs with 3 legs, These Harmless Ginger Farmers spend their time smoking menthol, Watching Havant FC and getting rejected by average looking women, most of Us in Ptown Feel Sorry for them & see them as soulless ginger farmers

Who are those Ginger Lads on On The Bikes? Oh that’s The Barron Family, Ben & James, They always ride their bikes while doing the PaperRound, They are right Two Bob Turnips

by Bomb Voyage October 30, 2021