tennesse two tone

When a white male and a black male have anal and they shit on each other's dicks then eat it.
by Elsa Root January 05, 2017
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Two headed turtle

a squating position with a semi erect penis and half extruded bowel movement
I was in the woods and had two headed turtle behind a tree/ I was laying in bed and showed my two headed turtle to the ol lady
by Bignz December 21, 2020
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Two Stall Shuffle

The act of pooping in a public restroom and realizing that the stall you are in is out of toilet paper. You then proceed to pull your pants up and shift awkwardly to the stall next to the one you were in, so you can then clean up after your poop
Guy 1: Man you were in the bathroom for a long time!
Guy 2: Yeah, I had to do a two stall shuffle while I was in there
by SamJak69 March 08, 2016
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Two-Buck-Chuck

An Australian slang word for a bottle of extremely cheap and nasty wine. Often confused with 'goon'.
Due to high alcohol taxes in Australia, despite the name, two-buck-chuck which once would've cost $2, may now cost anywhere up to $5.

The name is derived from its affect on the consumer, as drinking it very fast is potent and often makes the consumer quickly drunk and vomit violently.
It is often drunk for these above reasons- to get inebriated quickly and frugally.
Additonally- the action of vomiting quickly to sober yourself up, and to get back to partying is called having a "power-chuck".
"Do you want to get pre-drinks, before we got out?" "Nah, no time mate, I'm just gonna down a bottle of two-buck-chuck"
by A.Welles April 11, 2023
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the two-neck squeeze

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

“It’s like seeing a rainbow, but with all the colours.”
So like a normal rainbow”
He decided to do the two-neck squeeze and now that sweet chariot has come for to carry him home.
by thericardo May 08, 2018
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rusty two-hole

An anus that has a thin layer of fecal matter built up around its entrance, typically due to the combination of excessive flatulence and buildup of non-solid feces in the rectum over an extended period of time.
I'm concerned that I'm not going to get a beej tonight, because my rusty two-hole has turned by boxers into literally Auschwitz.
by np073189 October 23, 2015
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two pretty bestfriends

person A: have you ever seen two pretty bestfriends?
person B: I ain’t never seen two pretty bestfriends
by caca poopoo pp January 23, 2021
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