face bitching

bitching in a whining fashion on facebook and nobody really cares.

face bitching status update: aw....i have to go to work AGAIN!? why me?

by amanda2169 September 29, 2010

Barrel-Faced

When somebody gets killed by getting hit in the face with a barrel.

I was playing Half-Life: Deathmatch and I totally barrel-faced some noob.

by Zombiebot King September 23, 2009

Lenny face

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person: "stop using Lenny faces, y/n! "

you: "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

by joyful coffee June 15, 2021

Face freeze

When you continuously make a face abnormal to your own, so much your muscles in your face become too stiff to go back to normal

"Dude quit making that face! You'll get the face freeze!"

by PuncakeMan April 3, 2016

phone face

when someone is laying in bed and their phone is in the air and they drop it on their face.

Last night i was totally a phone face.

by flowey_from_undertale July 7, 2017

Face Crap

another term lazy punkish scene kids use for their make up. originated randomly one day from the mouth of a girl who did not want to sound too girly. Most people may find it rather disgusting, but it's all in the attitude.

i gotta go wash my face crap off now. ttyl.

by AshBlash333 August 4, 2010

face pet

to stroke someones face in order to cool their fears and soothe their mood

As Clyde faded out of consciousness in the arms of Mary we all knew that the face pet she was applying would have no effect in this dire situation.

by provider44 January 17, 2010