Door maggot

Someone displaying less than quality characteristics or going out of their way to be a dick.
Someone known for upsetting a Gary..

“See that guy on the news who robbed that old lady?”
“Yeah that guys a complete door maggot.

by Captn wizdom February 8, 2024

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Doored

When the man is on top of a woman decides to put his cock on her face and she doesn’t move

Man last night was so good I doored her face so hard bro

by Poppybung December 26, 2020

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The dog that goes unnoticed till you look at him and he smiles at you with his wagging tail that can make you feel instantly happier. The easy-going dog you see every day on his daily walk in the neighbourhood.

But when you look closer, he’s so much more - he’s a brilliant and loyal companion. He’s not afraid of showing his emotions and will fight off bullies for you.

He's the dog that lives next door.
He's the dog next door.

by thedognextdoor.qc May 16, 2022

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New door mat

Free ticket for butt stuff when bought by your significant other for your home

My wife bought a new door mat time to pound the brown

by Rustybuffalo January 5, 2023

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Fake door close

When your mom told you to go to sleep hours ago, but you decided you would stay up and play video games and you hear her coming down the hall, so you put everything down and act asleep. You wait until you hear the door open and shut to start moving again. But, surprise, surprise, she shut the door, and stayed inside your room, and caught you red handed.

Man, I'm sorry you had to hear me scream while my mom beat my ass last night, but she did that "fake door close" on me.

by GraysenGG July 22, 2023

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