Dallas Sniper

When you gape a man's arsehole open, grab a champagne bottle and shoot the cork into the man's prostate without hitting the anus walls.

Man 1: Let's do something really freaky.
Man 2: I could give you a Dallas Sniper.
Man 1: what

by jdbrbyvbdhbf August 28, 2025

Bandwidth Snipes

People or isps that repeatedly break into the internet speed system and hijack 99% of the download speed bandwidth while managing to stay hidden which results in a request to the owner of the internet connection to reach out to the relevent isp to get the connection reset so that the speeds go back to the normal advertised speed, in my case 50 mbps down load and 50 mbps upload.

some bandwidth snipes got into my internet traffic and somehow reduced or hijacked all the bandwidth speed again, this is the third or fourth time this year that its happened. Could just be a server or network congestion issue but I doubt it!

by Patrick01 September 27, 2025

Asshole Snipers

A term for heterosexual males who occasionally engage in anal intercourse under the pretenses of being DL under that they will not be exposed for being undercover homosexuals

Those dudes don't think anybody knows about their tendencies of being Asshole Snipers but they've been ousted by the people that they "secretly" butt fucked

by Clappage Hole Destroyer October 10, 2025

Schrodinger’s Wipe

When you’ve taken a shit and don’t need to wipe, but you don’t know that until you’ve wiped. You both needed and didn’t need to wipe.

‘I’ve just had a shit, Kris, followed by a Schrodinger’s Wipe.’

by JimboJdog November 26, 2025

I'm calling Sniper Rifle

Equivalent to calling BS, but when you're playing Flappy Bird and you deem your loss unfair because it didn't seem like the bird went anywhere near the pipe, rather into the pipe's invisible hit box. So it's as if someone unfairly shot your bird down with a sniper rifle.

Almost gonna beat my high score! :D 71, 72, 73,.........FUUUUCK!!! NO WAY DUDE, I WAS NOWHERE NEAR THAT SHIT. I'M CALLING SNIPER RIFLE, FUCK THIS GAME! *tosses phone across the room*

by Your Actual Mother February 7, 2014

Legend of the Gor Snipe

Once on a wall of an ancient Mayan cave it foretells of an ancient prophecy that one day a man with a brown mark on his cheek will rise to take the mantle from lord jahovah as the one and only Snipe god, this man is El Gor Main. El Gor Main originates from a land down south be the name of Beanville. El Gor main is foretold to have three ancient guard dogs, Cody, Kobe Beef, and Chico only for the purpose of sucking thy mole when thou mole hasn’t received proper sucking. It’s prophesies that one day El Gor Main will return to a land call diedany in order to acquire a weapon made for the gods call Ga Row Snip.

Legend of the Gor Snipe plz lemme suck the mole

by fenchvrch July 6, 2019

To Pull a Sniper

IPA: ˈpʊl ə ˈsnɑ͜ɪˌpɚ

v., Idiomatic

To "accidentally" (read: purposely) pull mobs in MC, including Ragnaros, resulting in the wipe of the entire raid.

Iron: I can't deal with this shit. If someone is going to pull a Sniper everytime we run MC, I'm just going to have to commit sudoku.

by Elerin December 10, 2019