litty shitty

The short-hand name for the flaming bag of poop prank

Last night someone litty shitty'd me!

by Fred-toast May 31, 2023

International Slutty Bisexual Bestie Day

A day to celebrate your favorite slutty bisexual friends.

Observed on March 5th.

"I got my best friend a cute cat mug to celebrate International Slutty Bisexual Bestie Day. They're going to love it!"

by nonbinaryleonkennedy August 13, 2024

ark shitty

A small town out over yonder where only rednecks, hillbillies, and white girls can all confidently say they have no life’s. Ark Shitty is the definition of a low life that cheers on their horrible football team, just to get smacked up by 40 every week. Personally if I lived in Ark Shitty, I would end it all.

“You live in Ark City?”
“Yes why?”
“I’m sorry.”
ark shitty means you have no life.

by typicalgamer45 September 15, 2023

No Slitting of Throats Day

On December 11 of each year, all activities related to slitting one's throat must cease and shall remain so for that day.

A: Man, I wanna slit my throat today.
B: It's No Slitting of Throats Day, you can't slit your throat.

by wafflemuncher47 December 11, 2023

Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."

Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!

by LordJenal December 17, 2023

r/shittydarksouls

Subreddit dedicated to dark souls shitposts. Home of femboy worshippers.

Today I saw another Dark souls 2 bad post on r/shittydarksouls, when are they going to find new content?

I know man, we need Elden Ring DLC

by summarit January 8, 2024

The Shitty City

Omaha, Nebraska.

Hence, "Omaha Beach" historically in World War II.

RIP.

"No, he didn't go to the Windy City (Chicago), he went to the Shitty City. Do I really need to specify the nuke target of all time, US? It's the opposite of the city so nice they named it twice; the TRUE Ground Zero.

Omaha, Nebraska!"

by Overlord0 March 22, 2024