your socks are untied

basically a stupid ass thing that people say to each other in school to make another person think their shoes are untied but they say socks instead.

douche: excuse me, your socks are untied.

moron ass bitch: *looks down at shoes*

by kdkktnen March 25, 2022

eat my socks

another use for "Shut up" but less used. Eat my socks is self explanatory in a base sense.

Kyle: "Yo my dog died....."
Chad: "Eat my socks."

by ur-uncle December 20, 2020

tube sock pussy

Pussy that is so worn out that the opening has lost all elasticity and gapes open like the opening on a worn out tube sock.

Melissa has been porked so many times that she has tube sock pussy. Hell, she's so loose that she couldn't use a roll of wall insulation for a tampon. It'd just fall right back out.

by 23rd Chromosome April 11, 2016

Bum socks

Socks for your Bum

"How the fuck do you wear bum socks on your bum?"

"fucking asstarts masterbation!"

by the retarded dictionary October 6, 2008

pack socks

This means you're always prepared. You roll ready for whatever.

Guy 1: Man, I wish we could go to the club, but you didn't bring your I.D.
Guy 2: Yo, you know I pack socks. (I.e., I'm always prepared.)

Guy 1: Man, I wish we could go down to the lake and swim, but you don't have any swimming trunks.
Guy 2: Yo, I pack socks. (I.e., my trunks are in the car.)

by Teedubbs July 4, 2009

Mustard Sock

A troll who thinks he's actually good at something he's not, most likely a video game, but can refer to anything.

This guy is horrible with Pikachu, he's such a Mustard Sock.

Good thing this Mustard Sock has no idea how to play LeBlanc, that hero is imba.

by KingRolo November 5, 2010

sock goop

Poo that lies between the toes.

..."Gee, ma, look at little Billy Rogers, he has some sock goop between his toes!.."

by Royster December 13, 2008