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puss pump

The Male apparatus that is used for procreation and recreational use
He likes to use his puss pump for getting his woman pregnant
by Sheen sheen the shoein machine December 29, 2019
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Pump Station

A space that is always set up and ready for a guy to sit down and masturbate. Often a desk that has everything needed for a good bate session. A Pump Station often includes: a computer that stays at the station always set up and ready to turn on; headphones; lube; poppers; fleshlight/jack-off-sleeve; tissues; cum rags; wet wipes for cleanup; etc.
I just upgraded my pump station. I added a 45" screen, a holder on the side of the desk with three different lubes, and a droor for my cum rags. Now that everything has its place I can be hard and batin' to large screen porn in a matter of 30 seconds.
by elliot_ October 3, 2023
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Pump fakin

When someone is lying or leading you on
Him: let’s go bowling slime !

Her: sure! I’m not good at bowling though but it’ll be fun!

Him: nah you pump fakin ! You scored 130 with ya girls
by Poopybutthole6969 February 26, 2024
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Provo pump

The formal sex position commonly referred to as soaking
“Dude I did the Provo pump with Emily last night
by Eldertbone October 31, 2023
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Pump princess

1. Someone who always makes another person pump their gas.

2. Someone who resides in Oregon, who after the law has changed that residents can now pump their own gas, they still will only use employees.
She’s such a pump princess, she makes me get out to pump her gas every time.

I’m a pump princess - I won’t go to any self serve stations.
by Flatbeans July 30, 2023
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Lil pump

Have you ever heard someone say that lil pump is good?
by Altex_x July 13, 2023
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pump

1. a compresser.

2. slang for a fart

3. a poleroid
by xdr5t3evq3q November 5, 2023
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