Squishy penis

a less aggressive way of saying soft cock

Your mate is a squishy penis

by Ranga696969 May 2, 2019

penis bustle

A frilly and/or lacy - often steampunk themed - cock ring designed to help puffout or fill out a codpiece or provide shade.

She thought he was well endowed but when she got him back to her room she found it was all penis bustle.

by that_guy_no_really_that_guy_2 January 25, 2015

penis proposal

when one "pops the question" by exposing his dick with wedding ring on the tip of his pecker.

if answered yes the other must orally remove the ring off the cock.

if answered no the ring must be used to jerk off in front of the other.

Girl 1: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IM GETTING MARRIED.
Girl 2: oh my gosh how did he propose

Girl 1: well it was a penis proposal.
Girl 2: a what?
Girl 1: so we were in the car driving home when he all of a sudden whipped his dick out.
Girl 2:.....
Girl 1: but on the end of his GIANT dick was beautiful diamond studded wedding ring, so then i blew him to get the ring off.

by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014

penis shy

When you are afraid to fuck a bitch because you are self conscious about your weird and/or small penis.

Jeremy had the opportunity to fuck Alyssa, but would because he's penis shy.

by apple3020 August 27, 2016

mouth to penis

Giving oral sex via salivating on a males genitals

Girl: hey babe you up for some mouth to penis tonight

by Sas princess August 9, 2015

Penis Eater

This disease grows inside the hole of the penis, slowly eating away at the penis. This disease comes up after swimming in dirty water

“Jonathan got the penis eater after swimming in your pool 😂”

by Dr. Dis3as3 February 11, 2019

Zach's penis

13 inches in length, this gigantic thing will turn you inside out with no problem. You will barely be able to fit it in your mouth. Get lots of lube before you try this penis.

I could barely take Zach's penis last night! I can barely walk!

by Godofreeee December 10, 2021