Learn n' Burn

The act of smoking any psychoactive substance during school, college, etc. and returning before the end of the educational period.

Jim: Hey Tod, wanna learn n' burn?
Tod: Sure dude, this algebra is killing me. I could use the break.

by Bucklao December 1, 2010

Burning Sphincter Bombs

when you take a crap and it sprays and burns so bad from too much hot and spicy food and still burns after your done wiping

ow! My ass is on fire! damn those Burning Sphincter Bombs!!

by jordiea January 22, 2011

Bucket of burned assholes

1. Someone who smells like a bum.

2. Something that smells nasty.

3. Something that looks disgusting.

1. Crystal came over smellin' like a bucket of burned assholes.

2. When I opened the door of his trailer it was like I got hit in the face with a bucket of burned assholes.

3. I'd have ate but I didn't know she was gonna' bring me a bucket of burned assholes.

by MatthewKastor October 14, 2009

National Burning Day

November 4th: National Burning Day
The time of the year to go out and burn the gifts from your ex.

Me and the boys are getting rid of our girlfriends gifts tonight in honor of National Burning Day!

by Anonymous12582 November 4, 2019

Burn one off

To set fire to ones flatulent gassy fart. Can be done alone or as a party piece. If done with a crowd of mates a competitive element may arise to see who can burn off the longest flame.

"Quick, Lend me your lighter" said Andrew, "I've been on the baked beans, sprouts and Guinness again so stand well back while I burn one off".

by monty3945 February 7, 2013

burn some slugs

v. engage in smoking a number of fat, well-stuffed blunts

yoo son you trynna go burn some slugs?

by n1gg4 August 10, 2007

burning my crumpets

Getting on your nerves; making you angry

Kevin: "WTF, there's been a commercial break like every ten minutes during this show!"

Fergus: "IKR. It's burning my crumpets."

Kevin: "I'm away to the pub instead."

Fergus: "Word."

by marganin January 6, 2011