The Rhode Island Railway

It's as complicated as it sounds. The man attaches a dildo to a vibrator, and then puts the holes in the respective areas and has sex.

Dude, I did the Rhode Island Railway with my girl last night! Best night ever.

by The man dan with a plan December 2, 2018

#Island Royale

ROBLOX version of Fornite.

#Island Royale, peeps.

by Xavier Coleman December 6, 2018

Alcatraz Island Iced Tea

Just take whatever is in your liquor cabinet and make a drink out of all everything and top it with coke.

“I only had a shot left in each bottle so I said fuck it and made an Alcatraz Island Iced Tea.”

by Alcatraz Alcoholic December 7, 2018

coney island cod fish

A condom that washes ashore on a beach

I put a coney island cod fish on before banging my step mom on the beach.

by Monto Juan April 18, 2018

Mirror island

A strip club, private dance room

Mama used to work at mirror island and clap it for my step dads

by Bootayslayer July 30, 2017

Shelter Island

A small island off of long island. Known to be “redneck” and very blue collar.

my friend got shot in the ass on shelter island cause he trespassed on some hags property

by shitterboy November 5, 2018

Long Island

An island in the north Atlantic. Home to Billy Joel, Jerry Seinfeld and Alec Baldwin. It's a diverse place consisting of Nassau and Suffolk counties (Suffolk is far superior.) Ranging from rich white suburbs like Oyster Bay ("meet the parents" was set there!), Great neck and Port Washington to poor "hood" towns with the word "hood" in them like Riverhood, Hoodlum Bays and Brenthood as well as vacation destinations like Southampton and Montauk, gay hotspots like Westhampton and places where upper middle class artists and hipsters take over like Greenport.

You get around using the LIRR, you drink Coors light out of a paper bag and you need to change in Ronkonkoma if you're on the North fork and in Babylon if you're on the south fork and in Jamaica if you're anywhere else. If you're one of the lucky ones who lives on the east end, you get the luxury of taking the Hampton jitney.

You shop at King Kullen or the IGA. You go to "the city", not Manhattan and constantly claim to be from new York in order to seem cool.

Person 1: Wait, so you actually listen to Billy Joel?

Person 2: Long Island born and raised.

Person 1: ah.

by Themostunimportantpersonontheb December 12, 2018