New Zealand 

While standing behind a waterfall, positioning one's erect phallus to where it is visible on the other side of a waterfall.

"Have you ever stood behind a waterfall and stuck your dick through it?" ... "It's a little thing I like to call New Zealand" (Avidan, Leigh Daniel, "Sonic Adventure DX: Monkey Business - PART 4 - Game Grumps." YouTube, co-host Arin Hanson, Jul 22, 2015)

New Zealand by Jabborwak September 28, 2017

New Jersey 

the only state where you can drive 80 mph on a 55 mph highway and still have people pissed at you

person driving next to you in New Jersey: *gives middle finger* fuck you!

you: *gives middle finger back* fuck you too!

New Jersey by jjsabs November 4, 2017

New North Calidakotalina 

A fake country. No tree huntin' out of season.

"say New North Calidakotalina."
"New North Cal... calid... califjdskfjaiwvbenkdlsldbhrejakvdhnvjfreds."

New North Calidakotalina by FakeWordsYouThinkAreFake November 2, 2017

New York Pork 

when a girl gets a pizza and strokes your penis with it, then you come on the pizza and she has to eat it

im about to give you a new york pork

New York Pork by newyorkpork November 28, 2017

New Snapchat Update

The shittiest update in the history of mankind. It recks your brain so if you want a brain teaser open your snapchat and try to solve the puzzle. It is absolute crap and it's almost impossible to get back to your old snapchat

Friend: Hey did you see my story yesterday

Me: I couldn't even find my story talkless about viewing yours

Example 2;

''Yes I dont have the new snapchat update''

*exits snapchat*
15 mins later
*goes on snapchat*
*sees snapchat has updated*
*swipes left*
*swipes right*
*takes a selfie*
****dazed and confused ****
*kills himself*

New Snapchat Update by TheOnlyGardenHose February 13, 2018

New Malden 

South West London suburb with one of the largest populations of koreans outside of korea. very relaxed atmosphere and only 20 minutes from waterloo. Great for a night out if you're into pubs and hidden korean karaoke bars.

yo im heading into new malden for some korean bbq and then a pint, you coming?

New Malden by gullyjosh February 21, 2018

New Jersey Swirlie 

The sexual act of performing oral sex on your partner while simulationsely dunking their head into the toilet of a heavily used port-o-potty.

We got bored at the country musical festival last weekend, so Jim took me into one of the port-o-potty’s and gave me a New Jersey Swirlie!

New Jersey Swirlie by Psychowalnut May 27, 2018