Nobody knows where it came from, or what it truly is. But, the Juan Noodle has stood the test of time as a top-level sex position. It will continue to baffle the great minds of science, and pleasure those who assume the position.
by BOOTS; The man not the cat. November 19, 2023

a duck that eats noodles
Noodles are a staple food in many cultures made from unleavened dough which is stretched, extruded, or rolled flat and cut into one of a variety of shapes.
Noodles are a staple food in many cultures made from unleavened dough which is stretched, extruded, or rolled flat and cut into one of a variety of shapes.
by TangyTangerine November 13, 2017

Look at Sean over there. He’s having a backyard summer pool party with his uni students from his Asian fashion class he teaches. He’s so happy. What a pool noodle!
by Bowslosski December 15, 2023

by Stone fleshman April 5, 2020


Fat man: N-word Nooodle(vine boom), N-word Noodle(vine boom), N-WORD NOODLE (vine boom)(comsuption of a large amount of ramen noodles.
by 🤤 chesecak March 24, 2022

Man: did you see that pool noodle
Other man: fuck off it bit me
Man: pool noodles are harmless relax
Other man: “dead”
Man: mate?
Other man: fuck off it bit me
Man: pool noodles are harmless relax
Other man: “dead”
Man: mate?
by boomer inc. August 14, 2021
