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The Juan Noodle

Nobody knows where it came from, or what it truly is. But, the Juan Noodle has stood the test of time as a top-level sex position. It will continue to baffle the great minds of science, and pleasure those who assume the position.
Brotherrr! Me and McKenna did the Juan Noodle after doggy last night!
by BOOTS; The man not the cat. November 19, 2023
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noodle duck

a duck that eats noodles
Noodles are a staple food in many cultures made from unleavened dough which is stretched, extruded, or rolled flat and cut into one of a variety of shapes.
"look at that noodle duck!"
"im a noodle duck"
by TangyTangerine November 13, 2017
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Pool noodle

A pool noodle is a white guy that likes being around Asian women around a pool
Look at Sean over there. He’s having a backyard summer pool party with his uni students from his Asian fashion class he teaches. He’s so happy. What a pool noodle!
by Bowslosski December 15, 2023
mugGet the Pool noodlemug.

Noodle baser

One who sucks up noodles off the base of a wiener
Mikey loves noodles and wieners so much he would be crowned king noodle baser of the year
by Stone fleshman April 5, 2020
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pussy noodle

also referred to as a Dildo
Pat: man she’s a prostitute

Aniya: she’s a big Pussy Noodle!
by Soapboss September 6, 2018
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N-word noodle

The mispronounciation of the least cooler set of words Nicka noodle.
Fat man: N-word Nooodle(vine boom), N-word Noodle(vine boom), N-WORD NOODLE (vine boom)(comsuption of a large amount of ramen noodles.
by 🤤 chesecak March 24, 2022
mugGet the N-word noodlemug.

Pool noodle

Man: did you see that pool noodle
Other man: fuck off it bit me
Man: pool noodles are harmless relax
Other man: “dead”
Man: mate?
by boomer inc. August 14, 2021
mugGet the Pool noodlemug.

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