1 Night in Paris 

Not to be confused with Depeche Mode's One Night in Paris concert video.

1 Night in Paris is the sex tape of Paris Hilton and Rick Salomon. It was awarded the 2008 F.A.M.E. Favorite Celebrity Sex Tape award. In the video you can get off of LimeWire, it starts off with Paris showing her nearly non-existent tits. Then it cuts to a night vision scene with Salomon jacking off. After that comes to scenes with Hilton and Salomon having sex, both in NV. Then a scene with Hilton giving Salomon a blow job. More of Paris' tits. After that, it's the pair in a car with Hilton wearing possibly the worst makeup ever. Next comes the two talking in the bathroom, with Hilton primping herself. After that, they are in the bedroom talking. Then they get on the bed and have sex. The last scene is another blow job. Overall, this version lasts almost 38 minutes.

It gets kind of annoying when you hear the guy moaning any time he isn't talking or smiling like some queer.

1 NIGHT IN PARIS
Paris: You're, like, obsessed. You always film me.

1 Night in Paris by asdfghjklz's October 15, 2008

girls' night out 

a non-sausage fest of girls that go out on the town without guys and party and flirt

girls' night out by Anonymous August 17, 2003

Good Night 

What you say in a text message when you are done texting that person for the evening.

Alright, i'm going to bed! Good Night!

Good Night by Jennaisalwaysright March 12, 2013

Fight Night

A term used in the eastern suburbs of Cleveland for smoking marijuana. Used to conceal the identity of the real act by using the name a popular video game. The "game" can mean the marijuana itself. This term has spread to various college campuses already.

"Hey you want to play fight night?"

Fight Night by Mari Jane January 11, 2009

lads night 

An event strictly involving only males. Activities on a lads night out include; drinking (alcohol), gambling, the muffin game and many many more.

The lads night had its origins (like fireworks) in the middle east, where Ghengis Khan would ride with his clan to a neighbouring tribe and destroy them. This version of a lads night did not catch on in europe.

The breakthrough in europe for the lads night came with Schiller (Goethe's best friend) in the 18th Century. He called it the gentleman's petit renaissance. These nights generally involved silhouette making and shirades.

At around the same time in the emerging states of america, the english were enjoying lads nights. The americans did not appreciate these evenings of drunken revelry, and declared war. This ended (temporarily) the lads night in the Americas.

Centuries later, the weight of being without a lads night society took its toll. America's economy crashed and the country went into a depression sending shockwaves throughout the world. President Hoover saw the mistake and called upon a lads night revival, giving tax breaks to those who threw the best poker nights and owned the best laser challenge sets.

In the present day, the lads night out has lost it's way slightly. It is no longer the driving political power it once was. Taken over by the proles and the masses it has fallen into disrepute. More and more lads nights end in injury and arrests.

The future of the lads night is then unclear. Perhaps it will undergo a resurgance in popularity, but it faces stiff competition from chick flicks and aids.

Typical 'lads night' venues

The house. (for poor folk)
The dog track. (for rich folk)
The country retreat. (for cottagers)

Stock phrases for a lads night (and some to avoid!)

DO SAY : - -
"MORE BEER!"
"Women are pure evil."
"That Mel Gibson really gets on my titties"

DO NOT SAY!: - -
"Oh no, i'm driving"
"Can't we just see our girlfriend/wife/sibling?& quot;
"Look guys, i brought legally blonde! "

A Lads night is just what i need

lads night by Jeffrey Douglas February 3, 2007

extended one-night-stand 

1.A relationship that started out as a one-night stand but turned into a relationship that never should have extended beyond the one night.;2. A relationship that is one-sided in the sense that only 1 of the participants thought it became something more, while it never progressed past one-night stand status for the other-no matter how much time is spent together/how long it continues & behaves like a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship

She thought he was her boyfriend for 3years, even though they had sex the night they met--it was really an extended one-night-stand.

extended one-night-stand by KarmaKitten February 21, 2009

that's not what your mother said last night 

similar to that's the sound your mother made last night. it also originated from SNL celebrity jeopardy. it was said by Sean Connery and is just another sexual innuendo.

Sean Connery: It's been a long time, Trebek.
Trebek: Not long enough.
Sean Connery: That's not what your mother said last night!

that's not what your mother said last night by gorillaguy987 May 23, 2009