sex muffin

a better way to describe a cupcake

those are the tastiest sex muffins ever!!

by prammeeeting July 29, 2008

muffin butt

A girl who while sitting down is extremely hot, but when she stands up here ass is nasty huge like the top of a muffin.

What a dissapointment that bitch is a muffin butt

by Joe January 13, 2005

'Muffin Hug'

The act of excreting on another's chest followed by a warm friendly hug

Adam was feeling down, so Luke gave him a 'Muffin Hug'

by Gnome de Plume January 19, 2007

slut muffin

A whore who everyone knows, but is only liked for their sexual qualities. For this reason they will cycle between multiple partners, craving the uncontrollable urge for sex.

Vanessa, the asian with a nice booty, is better known as the slut muffin.

by Mc Lovin' October 09, 2007

Muffin Milk

When one partakes in anal intercourse and concludes by ejaculating far into the rectum of the receiver. The receiver then withholds the ejaculatory fluid until their next bowel movement, during which they release not only the aforementioned fluid but their defecation as well into a cup and proceed to consume it.

Guy 1: "Daaayum son I hear that bird's down wit sippin on dat muffin milk"

Guy 2: "Werd but bitch apparently never learnt how to share dat shit... *sadface*"

by DiddyDong November 30, 2010

STUD-MUFFIN

What uber-queeny guys, usually in their 40's would call any breathing guy in their 20's

Jared is not a twink, he's a stud- muffin!

by james atlas February 22, 2005

Sex-Muffin

n. A member of a ggroup of friends that likes to grope one another.

Your my sex-muffin

by Lewis March 23, 2004