Huberman math

When your math is dubious

"hey Andrew, what do you reckon odds are of heads if I flip this coin 3 times"
"well, it's 50% heads each time, and 50 x 3, so there's a 150% chance of heads"
"nahh bro, I don't think so, that's some Huberman math"

by AntyBs May 29, 2024

Math Teacher

Easily the worst human being to exist, we all had one at some point

Math Teacher: What is 1-1

Ummm 0-
Math Teacher: Now, add that by 163,203 and times it by 399.90
OH MY GOD!!!

by EA SPORTS ITS IN DA GAME March 19, 2024

math lesson

the worst kind of torture, created by satan himself. You can go for your whole life never needing to find "x" nor calculating the square root of 16.

Satan: I have run out of ideas, what can we do?
demon #1: we create this thing called math lessons were we force the youngsters to count for no apparent reason
demon #2: AND WE'LL MAKE THEM THINK THAT ITS USEFUL
satan: GENIOUSLY! LETS MAKE IT!

by Zappi November 17, 2016

Math

M- Mental
A- Abuse
T- to
H- human

Eg- i hate math you hate math we all hate math.

by Cupcakeclashsugar August 14, 2020

Math

Math is something you learn in school to help you solve everyday things. Example" if you're at the store then you want to figure out how much money to pay for the item".

Mom i'm learning "math" at school

by Emmy🧋🍓 April 18, 2023

math

a word to scare the frick out of your friends.

Friend: What do those boxes contain?
You: Use math to find out.
Friend: WAIT NOO-

by TortoiseAxo February 4, 2024

Girl Math

A phrase that can be used to describe that a way of thinking which seems right at face value, is actually illogical or irrational, which can typically be seen from someone with an outside perspective.

"But if video-games are supposed to be an escape from reality, why would you want to make it more realistic?"

"You're missing the point, it's to make the game more fun!"

"No! You're speaking some 'girl math' right now!"

by VracstanRenem March 23, 2024