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Sparx maths

The embodiment of hell. I would not wish this shitty punishment upon even my worst enemy. Help me- no sparx is very good yes i love it. (HELP MY TOES ARE BEING CHOPEED OFF) yes i am getting so smart for saying 1+1=3 mhm mhmmmmm (HELP PLEASE NOT A DRILL)
Sparx maths is dogwater
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by Aesodynx May 21, 2023
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can in math

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Can in math
by Yzz December 4, 2020
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Sparx Maths

A website that makes children want to kill themselves people would rather fuck a rabbit than use this fucking website I only use it because my teacher will rape me if not.
Mark:*Checks in on me while I'm doing sparx maths and finds me hanging from a rope*
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Girl Math

knowing that small nutrition changes lead to better results than drastic changes
I lose weight by using girl math. I ate more protein, walked more, and drank more water!
by abcdefg123321123 November 3, 2023
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Math Monkey

A stereotype referring to an annoying asian person.
"Yo Tim, stop riding my dick bro, you're being a fuckin' math monkey!"
by John Yang May 23, 2018
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The Grobalization of Singapore Math

When both local and foreign math publishers in Singapore—with the backing of government-linked businesses or organizations, and positive feedback from thousands of homeschoolers overseas—aim to influence or impose their ways of teaching and learning elementary school math around the world—they desire to grow in power and profits to an eager global audience that is keen to emulate Singapore’s math success at home.
Just as the principles of McDonaldization has been applied to the church and religion, mathepreneurs aren’t shy to apply the grobalization of Singapore math to colonize math education around the globe.
by Numerati June 21, 2025
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Math

School's most painful, Shitty, Fucked up Torture Device ever.
Me: My time has come.
My bestfriend: R.I.P.

My Bestfriend: *Planning for funeral*
Parents: *Doesnt care since its only math.*
by Geek of the greek da the anime February 8, 2022
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