T-mobile

The phone service all cheap Asians use. It allows constant use of bootlegged devices.

o.o: Nice iPhone. Which service do you use?
-_-: T-mobile

o.o: .....

by KoalaFace September 2, 2012

Mobbin' Squinchy

1. To roll squinchy with a group of people who are also rollin' squinchy.

See also, Rollin' Squinchy.

"We should have known better than to eat sushi from a gas station. 30 minutes later all five of us were in the middle of nowhere mobbin' squinchy."

by Robot Loves Zombie October 15, 2009

moby-dick

verb

When someone has sexual intercourse with a rather large female or male (or more appropriately a feWHALE or maleWHALE).
To BE moby-dicked would occur when said feWHALE or maleWHALE engages in intercourse with a more slender female or male.
These phrases work best when there is a noticeable discrepancy between the two mammals engaging in intercourse.

The etymology of the word can be traced to Herman Melville's novel "Moby Dick," alternately titled "The Whale." While I don't think "moby-dicking" occurs in the novel, some sick bastards have imagination.

"-How was Vegas brah?
-Man your boii got too drunk and was moby-dicking all night. Sometimes your boii gets desperate, nah mean?"

"-How was Vegas homegurrl
-Met a victim. Got moby-dicked ;)"

by RootbeerMM July 23, 2010

mobe

A mobe is Sam Ellison

Sam Ellison is a mobe and a chode in one!!!

by Adam Stevens November 10, 2004

mobbed up

To gang up on someone to imtimidate or to beat up like an angry mob
see
jump
scwabble
chunk

That nigga got mobbed up.

by Jizzo Fortanel January 22, 2004

mobb deep

Little young-ass motherfuckers.

One of them got sickle-cell or somethin', they fuck around and have a seizure or a heart-attack.

Mobb "6 feet" Deep better back the fuck up before they get smacked the fuck up.

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

mobe

A person with no visible stomach.
Their chin is so long/fat it reaches their penis. Can be refered to chode

"You are a mobe"

by Sam Ellison April 5, 2004