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Math

Some gay shit that people use for school, instead of learning how to buy a house, do taxes, or live.
by Thatguyyouknow69420 March 12, 2024
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Math

by Qu.bu March 15, 2017
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math

The most important thing in human history.
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If you dislike it you're probably a looser . If you know how to do it, everything else will be easy for you.
whiny looser: I suck at math and I dislike it!
math teacher: I am respected, earn a lot of money and I am good at every other science too. Also I can torture small children and every single day of my life is perfect.
by Daniel Dolan January 10, 2018
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Math Is a Verb.

When you can’t be a spectator vis-à-vis the world’s most disliked school subject, but you need to be a player to master it—reading or listening about math won’t make you fluent in the subject, but doing math will.
Like Christianity, math is a verb. Just like you can’t impact lives if you merely know about Jesus and His teachings, so reading pop math books without dirtying your hands is unlikely going to raise your quantitative literacy in meeting the technological challenges of the 21st century.
by Numerati December 6, 2024
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Math Hangover

A feeling of nausea, fatigue, and general awfulness experienced after attempting a difficult math problem.
"Man, that algebra homework last night was SO HARD!"

"Yeah bro, it gave me a Math Hangover. I've had 5 cups of coffee this morning and I woke up with a calculator taped to my forehead."
by TheMedicareMathlete July 20, 2016
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I Want A Math Debate

A funny prank used to trick someone into saying out loud that they wish to masturbate.
Slowly: "I want a math debate."
Quickly: "I wanna masturbate."
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 14, 2023
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