following.jermyfartzkins

following.jermyfartzkins The lovely person who makes content (shocker I know)
They are also cool so, if you don’t follow them
Literally a hate crime

*insert cool stuff about following.jermyfartzkins*

by Preston_goodplay_how July 24, 2021

following.jermyfartzkins

following.jermyfartzkins The lovely person who makes content

(So shooketh I know)

*insert cool nice things about following.jermyfartzkins*
Ugly: “whos that?”
Me the uwu dragon: “ following.jermyfartzkins”

by Preston_goodplay_how July 24, 2021

following.jermyfartzkins

A awesome tiktoker that follows Jermy fartz kin’s

following.jermyfartzkins Is awesome

by V1rg1l_43r0n July 24, 2021

Murky Jerky

When you sit on your right hand so it falls asleep and then you use it to jerk off while your hand is still asleep

She finally lifted her big head off my hand last night but she wouldn’t wake up so I just indulged in the ol murky jerky

by Bootyclapper November 5, 2021

Bumper Jerky

Bumper Jerky is jerky made from the now roadkill that you ran into.

I made Bumper Jerky from that deer that busted up my car and sold it for the money to fix the damned thing!

by ZuccheroMorte November 14, 2021

Turd Jerky

When you wake up up in the morning after butt sex with dried shit on your Dick.

I woke up to take a piss and my Dick was covered in turd jerky.

by TastelessT’s December 12, 2021

crooked jerky jockey

When you jerk your jock and it is not quite the straight rod you’re looking for. Usually drifting to the right unless you have an unusual dominant hand

The grinch is such a crooked spirit he even has a crooked jerky jockey

by Chonga December 24, 2021