7th February

The day of another year checked of the list with the love of my life. This is also the worst day to ask someone out and from here until the day before valentines. Because if your like us in a years time you will be buying presents for anniversary and then also presents for valentines!!

Today is the day i asked out the love of my life. And for the sake of every girl who uses this. This is also the day that your boy surprises you, and buys you flowers and chocolates. In return you have permition to steal every hoodie he has.

Tom: Hey you seen its 7th February?
Jim: Yeh pretty gd innit. I may ask out Olivia.
Tom: No don't wait until after valentines.
Jim: Why?!
Tom: You will thank me later :)

by Nayden_4ever October 11, 2021

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16th February

The people born on this date have such a god complex it is actually unreal, some of the smartest people you will meet actually no joke. Lonely people though, they are loners who enjoy the loner lifestyle. These people ghost a lot lol probably why they are loners. If you meet a February 16 keep them close bro they are very special people you won’t find anyone the same 🙌

When’s your birthday? 16th February

Oh cool you must be smart

Yes I am very smart

Ok

by ImTryingToMakeYouFeelBetter March 20, 2022

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Fap Fuck February

February is the month for relaxing your nuts.
It comes right after 'Just Jizz January'

Person 1: "I just made it through Just Jizz January, my girlfriend is pissed and horny"
Person 2: "Relax! Fap Fuck February is coming, you can fuck her now"

by Leo F. November 1, 2018

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Fap Forever February

In this challenge starting on February 1st, you must masturbate every single hour of the day until 8 PM, so if it is 7 AM, when the clock strikes 8 AM, you must masturbate until 9 AM, and if it is 9:59, when the clock strikes 10 AM, you must nut until 11 AM and so on and so forth. You cannot stop nutting until 8 PM and if your arm grows tired of masturbating, you are allowed 5 breaks and that is it. How long each break is will depend on your progress, so if you masturbated nonstop, you are allowed a 30 Minute break. However, if you stop masturbating in places or simply don't do it at all, sorry, you can't take that break and you are down to 4. Good luck.

Nick: I won Fap Forever February
Mark: What a stupid challenge.

by TheGayAccount December 22, 2018

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