the amount of fucks i give

None

No fucks shall be given today

not a single fuck will be given today
The amount of fucks I give is 0

by Fap master 22 October 9, 2013

succ and fucc

the porn name for a payment, a blowjob and sex

person:"you wrecked my van"
other person: "i don't have money"
person:"then you will have to pay in another way, perhaps some succ and fucc?"

by dick mcchicken October 6, 2017

Excuse me what the fuck

The action of showing confusion after an absurd event. This term became popular after a meme rememe, and got spread by the 9 year old army.

Usually when done correctly, the arms will form 2 sine waves, the atmosphere around you will become distorted and the color configuration will become abstract.

EXAMPLE 1
A : What’s your biggest fear?
B : ...
A : ...
B : SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME I AIN’T...
A : Excuse me what the fuck?

EXAMPLE 2 (Edgy)
Random Template : *exists without being a meme*
Reddit’s 9 year old memer : Ayx queues me, What the EH?

by Divorce The Bucket August 31, 2018

Yeh Nah Get Fucked

A typical response to a mate who is asking you to do him a favour or something stupid.

Jim: Oi Bazza come crush some cones with us tonight g.
Baz: ..... Yeh Nah Get Fucked.
Jim: Righto cunt.

by ozzonic November 28, 2018

A lazy fuck

When you are completely able to do everyday regular activities but you'd rather stay at home watching Netflix and eating half a box of cereal.

I was going to be social today but I'm too much of a lazy Fuck.

by Ihateyourhatbutimnotgonnatellu April 21, 2019

Firestick and Fuck

To invite a female (or male) over to watch the Firestick with intenions of fucking before, during, or after. Much more straightforward than netflix and chill.

She wanted to netflix and chill but I had better plans, Firestick and Fuck.

by 4741 January 11, 2020

monkey trying to fuck a football

monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task

a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football

by bluebear January 9, 2021