ding dong

alternative of dick or penis

my ding dong feels funny

by notthebananaguyfromthebanana April 3, 2023

dong trap

Any partner who, at first glance, appears to have the willingness and desire to work extra hard to receive your meat. Only later will you discover that they have limited to zero interest in said meat, but would really only like to relieve you of your worldly possessions, causing you to realize you've fallen into a "dong trap".

Jeez, I hope Steve realizes that he's fallen into a dong trap with that new adorable boy toy of his!

by Hogleg samurai November 13, 2016

Dong Bonker

The act of punching an erect penis on the tip in hopes of fracturing it for sexual pleasure

"Bro I finally let my girl give me a dong bonker and now i need surgery"

by Harveybundelz June 28, 2018

flappa dappa ding dong

A place where you eat irons and do randoms thing and be stupid!

I an flappa dappa ding dong!

by Sxxxxxxa123 December 4, 2019

dong slider

A women who simply tends to slide upon dongs.

Jenna: God, Ben looks so good over there, I just wanna smash.
Brenda: Jesus Jenna, you're such a dong slider.

by 4kaDay April 19, 2018

swongle my dong

1. to jack off violently

2. to excite in a way that's almost erotic

1. "Dude I'm gonna swongle my dong so hard later my dick's gonna fall off."

2. "Holy crap that movie swongled my dong."

by DongSwongler April 14, 2021

bathtub toilet water dong

The act of putting your dong in the toilet and transferring it to the bathtub filled with water.

When I was at home, I had to take a shit. After I was done shitting, I gad to rinse my dong in the water of the tub. Then was born a new batch of bathtub toilet water dong

by Fart dong December 6, 2021