fucked the donkey

Man, I accidentally took my dad's painkillers instead of my own and I totally fucked the donkey.
by bardickenku December 30, 2017
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Donkey Khan

The act of striking a woman in the nose, before sexual relations, with the intent of causing a nose bleed that would run down the outside of her mouth mocking a Mongol mustache.

Also see: Naughty Genghis
"Can I please Donkey Khan you? I have been thinking of it all day."
by nortydud March 07, 2010
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Cowboy Donkey

When a person or animal pulls down there pants and puts ther butt in another persons face, and they rub their butt in their face.
She gave me a cowboy donkey and it smelled like dead fish.
by Miranda and Katie September 02, 2007
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Ditch Donkey

A Female usually seen on the side of the highway covered in ditch water and smells like a chocolate glazed crueller, this filthy animal is litterally a sperm dump express!
Oh man, i was driving home last night and met this chick on the side of the highway, I filled her bin up in right on the side of the road...what a ditch donkey!
by jackhammer Dave February 23, 2011
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donkey dick

When you run up from behind someone, grab them by the shoulders and knee them really hard in the ass, hitting their tail bone.
by huggies March 05, 2006
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donkey dick

damn girl what are you drinking, a donkey dick
by jason February 26, 2005
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