College

A place to pursue higher education and out do all the losers in the world who were stupid enough to drop out of school. And by the way, it's not the education that matters, it's the degree that gets a job paying twice as much as a job you would receive without a degree.

I'm going to college and I'm going to make triple what you will!

by Amandaa May 19, 2005

Boston College

A prestigious university located right outside of Boston in beautiful, Chestnut Hill, Massachusetts. Also known as BC. Boston College is likely the most academically and athletically well rounded school in the country: ranking in the top forty for academics and high in the top twenty five for every major sport and even some club sports. The students at Boston College are smart, athletic, and attractive. BC often gets a bad rep for preppy, rich, popped collar wearing pricks. While these students exist, they are in the minority and nobody hangs out with them anyways. This reputation likely originates from jealous students at other universities. Students at Notre Dame, a very similar university, put too much faith in Notre Dame’s slightly better rank on most lists of the top academic schools, and now are stuck in the middle of a corn field with nothing better to do then hate on BC. Students at Boston University think they have a rivalry with us, but this is impossible because they don’t have any sports teams. These BU students likely hate on BC and make comparisons to our school because of rampant feelings of inferiority circulating throughout their “campus”. The students at BU pay the same tuition as the students at BC, however this does not make them our equals; the BU students are inferior to BC students in almost every way (namely intelligence, appearance, athleticism, and personality). Students at BC rarely hang out with students at BU and those who do are mainly misguided freshmen who make the mistake of going to a BU frat party (which are all terrible: less booze, more baggage, and a whole lot of ugly chicks), and who will likely never return to BU again. Students at BU are not welcome at BC because they are annoying and obsess over BC, feebly trying to bash BC at every opportunity. The BC – BU relationship is confined to three times a year when we play them in hockey. Usually at some point during BC home hockey games versus BU, the BC fans get fed up with the BU fans and start chanting “safety school”. This is mean but it is also true. The majority of the Massachusetts natives at BC used BU as their safety school. Hopefully, eventually, the BU students will catch on and stop bothering us. Both of these schools hate on BC on a regular basis, however, BC rarely bothers to defend itself. We are more mature than that, and we are too busy partying, and attending sporting events against teams we play on more than a semi-regular basis (like Duke, Virginia, Wake Forest, and Florida State).

Student at BU/Notre Dame: Where do you go to school?
Student at BC: I go to Boston College.
Student at BU/Notre Dame: LOL ROFL OMG WTF BC SUCKS, {insert school} IS SO MUCH BETTER {insert petty insult}.

Student at BC: Where do you go to school?
Student at BU/Notre Dame: I go to BU/Notre Dame.
Student at BC: Oh, Ok. Well I’m going to go pre-game for the basketball game and then later I’m going to a party on Comm Ave where I will probably make out with a hot freshman chick.

by Calspeaksthetruth July 29, 2008

bronze colleen

the act of having a female take a big nasty shit on your chest. Once the dirty dump has been excreted upon your chest, the girl must push the shit up to your face and into your mouth with her tongue alone. The dirty colleen has rarely been done but is highly pleasurable to both you and the girl.

Leo: "Ah dude, that chick looks so hot, i bet she is a freak in the bed!"

Angus: "Yeah dude she totally is, the other night my friend had sex with her and afterwards, she gave him a bronze colleen!"

Leo: "No way man! This girl is perfect!"

by txagwader09 October 27, 2010

Bishops Stortford College

A boarding school in Hertfordshire, which hosts around 1000+ insanely beautiful people, Specifically he 4th form in RPH.

Wow, You're fit, you must be from Bishops stortford College

by MattGibboss January 9, 2011

[Perth College]

Is a school located in Perth, well durh who couldn't think of that. Back in aussieland what the people always say. They wear long kilts/skirts and nice cardigans/jumpers. The girls can be bitchy when they hit yr9 or yr10 they usually have problems with bullying/drugs/pregancy.

how do i know this?

i went there.

i don't like it how so many people ending up going to Perth College and turned to be f**ked in the head.

by yeahyeahyeahs. January 9, 2009

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball

The Phat 5 have a combined 27 National titles and, 68 Final Four appearances.All of the Phat 5 programs have 70+ touranament wins. They are the only 5 to do so ( Kentucky-98 ), ( UNC-88 ), ( UCLA-85 ), ( Duke-81 ), ( Kansas-73 ).Indiana is the closest program with 58. The Phat 5 have 5 of the 6 best All-Time winning%.( 1 ) Kentucky, ( 2 ) N.Carolina, ( 3 )UNLV, ( 4 )Kansas, ( 5 ) Duke, ( 6 ) UCLA. UNLV started play in 1959, 39 years after UCLA ( 1920 ) the last Phat 5 to start playing basketball. The Phat 5 have the top 4 programs in All-Time wins ( 1 )Kentucky, ( 2 )N.Carolina, ( 3 )Kansas, and ( 4 ) Duke. UCLA is ( 11th ) All-Time.

The NCAA has had 67 National Champions and the Phat 5 have a combined 68. This means there is almost a guarrantee that one of the Phat 5 will make the Final Four every year. Now that's Dunkadelic.

by Derrick E. Vaughan April 7, 2005

The College of New Jersey

One of the most overrated college. Students feel they attend an elite school because of the "impressive" average SAT scores and "low" acceptance rate. One's intelligence is often times measured by the other schools they've gotten into.

Because TCNJ (and Rutgers for pre professional programs) kicks the shit out of every other state school in NJ, many in-state students will chose TCNJ because of the economy and the school's in-state tuition. That is why 90 percent of the student body if from New Jersey.

Elite students DO NOT go to TCNJ because it is an elite school, but rather because they don't want to spend 40,000+ elsewhere.

If TCNJ was actually a good school, it would attract out of state students.

Doug: "How's your first semester at The College of New Jersey"

Dumb Bitch: "Awesome, there's kids in my women gender studies class that got into Villanova, Lafayette, and Lehigh. I GO TO SUCH A GOOD SCHOOL!"

Doug: "Hmm, or maybe because bright students from New Jersey that didn't receive much financial aid or scholarships from other schools nearly all end up at TCNJ because it's the best public college in New Jersey. Why are there so few out of state students then?"

Dumb Bitch: "TCNJ IS A PUBLIC IVY!"

Doug: "Oh, I'm sorry I didn't realize. Where have you read that?"

Dumb Bitch: "A book"

Doug: "right"

by meatholesucker October 7, 2012