Walk-On Closet 

When someone hasn't cleaned their room in such a long time that everything is on the floor and it is quite literally a closet that is walked on.

Mom: Jonny, I was putting your socks away in your room and it's like a Walk-on closet in there!! How long has it been since you've cleaned it?
Jonny: About 3 years...

Walk-On Closet by Schmlaa. December 22, 2008

clopen 

When working, the act of, closing the store you work at and then opening the same store the next day.

Jessy: John do you want to go to the club after work.

John: cant man i got to clopen

clopen by XxmusicmanxX May 24, 2009

Clopen 

You are clopenning when close one shift and open the next.

Or it can be used anytime you want someone to shut up and open their mouth.

It's way too early to be here. I was just here last night. I hate clopenning.

Dentist-" I'm kind of too busy to hear about your dog. Clopen your mouth.

Clopen by sgTRCkm November 22, 2011

closet monster 

A person who acts goody goody in public but then when alone with a person of the opposite sex they.......LOVE THE COCK!!!!

Man, Jasmine is a massive closet monster!

closet monster by Pimpin November 20, 2004

clode 

A clitoris that is as long as it is wide.

"I went to fuck her, then I noticed her clode."

clode by rawritsmareh June 13, 2009

closeted

Not me.

I'm not cloested.

closeted by DaMan November 6, 2003

closet christians 

1. Christians who know where to preach. This group is purely hypothetical.

The person who posted the original definition for closet christians is unfortunately not a closet christian; Therefore, the poster is not a member of the fictitious group of closet christians.

closet christians by Jo-ann de Fabric August 23, 2006