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Chinese Tennis

When you and a friend hold hands and slap each other in the back of the hand until one of you can't stand it anymore
Bro 1 1: bro, wanna play Chinese Tennis
Bro 2: What's that

Bro 1: *slap*
by ravenpajamas535 January 30, 2022
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chinese dog

by jerry dow April 14, 2019
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chinese blue balls

When you've been craving Chinese food and your friend promises she'll go with you.... then bails.
Grace and I had been planning on going to PF Changs for months. When we finally picked a date she ghosted me! Now I'm stuck with Chinese blue balls!
by Bootywatchin June 16, 2017
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chinese lime

squeezing a lime in ur penis then participating in sex
wow look at him he’s doing the chinese lime
by jeruseleim May 6, 2023
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Chinese Whisper

A sexual act which involves 3 or more people jizzing in the ears and mouth of another individual and then will whisper a flirty quote into their ear and they will then have to guess what they said while having multiple hot loads in their mouth
"I'm bored and extremely horny, let's all do a Chinese Whisper on Carlos
by anonymous May 13, 2024
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Chinese Thunder Cunt

when you throw somthing as hard as you can and watch it explode.
Dave: dude you totally Chinese Thunder Cunted that stupid fucking baby
Kurt: thanks it was mind blowing finding out how open minded that baby was
by no head cobain April 25, 2025
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chinese dirt ball

When you're eating out an Asian chick's asshole and she shits in your mouth.
Two asian chicks gave eachother chinese dirt balls.
by Kandyman420 June 10, 2016
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