dad calves

A key part of the titular dad bod. Dad calves happen quickly after becoming a dad from carrying around the baby and its stuff all the time. Evidence that the male of the species is pulling his weight in child rearing.

Have you guys seen Frank since the baby arrived? Yeah, and those dad calves really came in nicely. He looks like he could squat two car seats at the same time.

by IrishHedgy November 8, 2025

SALT CAVE

A secretive establishment where women go to inhale the aromatic scent of salty cum filled rags stapled to the ceiling and walls. This cavelike environment is great for relaxation and the healing of many respiratory aliments.

"Hey hunny...me and Tina are headed to the Salt Cave for a relaxing night with the girls"

by DKDANO December 8, 2025

Henry Cave

Henry Creel (Stranger Things) is very afraid of this cave having bad memories being inside of it. “Henry Cave” is a term to describe something you are very afraid of.

The dark is my henry cave. Ghosts are my henry cave. Heights are my henry cave.

by rniao January 2, 2026

Myo carvel

A big man who exclusively listens to hype opium music and dances all night long jiggling his voluptuous tits.

“Woah dude you are hitting the Myo carvel like crazy”

by Ur dad123456789 January 8, 2026

Shitty Bat Cave

Ass stabbing your partner until your shanker is nice and brown, then pussy-fucking them until the shit piles up nicely on the sides.

Teddy: I had an orgy last friday with a few mates. The girl I was about to stick it to had a real Shitty Bat Cave!

Clayton: What did you do?

Teddy: Fucked her anyway.

by Facecake July 30, 2009

Hiding in a cave, Fighting off STD's

The act of doing something other than what you're supposed to be doing. Thus making your team, co-workers, or whatever you are working with fail miserably. Causing the only person doing there work/job well great stress.

Worker1: hey guy's lets get this printer working again.
Worker2: I spilled coffee on my lap this hurts like hell!
Worker3: (Worker isnt even at work today)
Worker1: You guys are even worse than a retard Hiding in a cave, fighting off STD's

by CodyYoung June 21, 2010

in the cave

In the cave refers to being "in hiding" when training in MMA.

person 1:Where have you been?

person 2:I have been "in the cave" training for about 3 months.

by Punishment Training Center May 23, 2011