Closet Archive

When you are so behind on laundry that you have to wear grey sweats-on-grey sweats that you haven’t worn since high school, but religiously wore when you did.

People at my community college I went to high school with probably recognize now that I’m wearing clothes from my closet archives that I wore during my depression.

by mws1eee October 22, 2025

Closet Bunny

An ex that sends unsolicited masterbation videos from their closet to try and lure someone back into their narcissistic lair.

Got another video from closet bunny. Deleted!

by Hoslaya October 22, 2025

Close the zippo

Shut your mouth

The way you confessed Jessica was hilarious!

-Close the zippo!

by HoTaKeDai January 6, 2026

horizontal closet

when clothes are piled on the floor, instead of being put away in a closet or drawer.

Mr. V says that his son has a VERY large horizontal closet.

by Julio Sizzle October 9, 2008

Curtain Closers

icing on the cake, finishing touches, that little extra love.

Those girl's j-lo booties was a Curtain Closers.

by aatmochrisash July 6, 2010

Honey Closet

Probably the coolest guy on the face of the planet, bar none!

Whoa, "Honey Closet is rad, dude"

by jeremy lukin October 5, 2010

nose-closer

a release of intestinal gas, especially one that smells particularly bad

That nose-closer was enough to disperse a riot.

by The Return of Light Joker November 11, 2010