Why So Basement?

A Austrain version of why you be so ghetto with a more sinister incest twist. Adopted by stephanie and cole as a term used to question a persons state of extreme anger, exasperation, the horn or any other emotions that may been present when fritzl is in a basement full of interrelated family members.

Stephanie = ranting - "omg i dont believe she did that im going to kill her........"

cole = cool and calm - "stephanie...why so basement?"

situation defused!

by fritzl five July 28, 2009

Basebaw

When a Franco tries to say baseball.

Fwanco: I pwayed basebaw today and stwuck out the battaw when i thwough the ball stwaight in the stwike zone.

by mpsdjlgcr9 July 19, 2009

Basement hobbit

A man of a certain age, starting from 30, who still lives with his mother and could not make it on his own for more than two years at a time without moving back in. Also refers to guys who don't have a job and live with their mother for the free ride, sucking her pension funds dry.

Example #1;

Girl #1: "So how is dating that Dan guy going for you?"

Girl #2: "Well I dumped him... I found out he's nothing but your run-of-the-mill basement hobbit."

Example #2;

Girl #1: "Wayne always has something to b*tch about... yesterday he complained about his mom not giving him money for smokes"

Girl #2: " What in Hell does he have to bitch about? He doesn't work and he lives with his mom... and he's well over 30. He's such a basement hobbit".

by ~BluntBitch~ July 22, 2009

basement hero

used to describe scrubs that cant make enough bank to move out of their parents house around 30 year old burn outs that just play video games with no life morals, usually virgins

gg you basement hero, go fuck yourself

by Tasina December 27, 2014

Baseball Boy

The fattest ass you will ever see.

“Dude look at these Baseball Boys, they have more cake than the Kardashians.”

by Skdjsksjjdjsks June 27, 2020

In the basement...

A dirty add-on to any statement.

Would you hold my cheese?...in the basement...

by Dr. Deers January 19, 2009

Basement Elf

Someone who sits in their basement by themselves playing massive multiplayer online roleplaying games (MMORPG), like World of Warcraft or Everquest.

"Dude, Bob won't go out with us on Friday, he's a basement elf."

by Real Bizzy July 16, 2008