Rolled out of an Asshole

1. To have a terrible appearance.
2. To look bad or Sick
3. To tell someone that they look like Shit
Example 1
I saw Matt the other day and man he looked like he just rolled out of an asshole. I think he was wearing the same clothes on Saturday night!!

Example 2
(Military)
Holy Shit Troops! You all look like you just rolled out of an asshole this morning and put on your uniforms.
by Steve Marchy November 28, 2005
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Prepare your asshole

An exclamation when an upcoming event or deadline is approaching that will most likely lead to hardship. This can be used synonymously with the phrase "Your gonna get raped".
Dakota - "Man, I have two test, a paper, and finals are coming up... I am going to fail out of college...."

Travis - "Well damn, you better prepare your asshole.."
by xSSKT April 27, 2011
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Fuck you, asshole!

a phrase that the Terminator picks up during a fight to get some clothes.
from the movie:

Custodian: Do you have any trash?

Terminator: Fuck you, asshole!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 06, 2007
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retard your asshole

Otherwise known as the ole Kyle Coleman. It is the act absolutely destroying the rectal opening beyond repair. Similar to damaging the brain and requiring a helmet for life.
He forgot my jacket this time and if you do it again I will retard your asshole.
by XxMRWORLDWIDExX October 26, 2018
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Balls in my asshole

When u sit on a testical and it goes slightly up ur butt hole
Balls in my asshole

That just happened to me last night

Ouch
by Highfiveguy February 26, 2015
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finger your asshole

an insult. to squeeze ones finger or two in the exit hole. in the hope of forcing the penile brain into the real brain for extra intelligence.
sam partridge you slut. go finger your asshole. thats saa aa aad
by brendan white June 23, 2003
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