Plastic Rape Salad

The sound made by a keyboard

May I have a side of fries with my plastic rape salad?

by lmfaoiloveit September 11, 2010

Tunisian Salad Tossing

The art of hurling pieces of lettuce with your feet at strangers walking down your street.

Paul: "Bro what did you do yesterday?"
Kyle: "I was so bored bro, I did a little bit of Tunisian Salad Tossing."

by bigstrappingcowboy January 24, 2022

salad potato head

salad potato head a person that is thrown off or just needs to get a grip.

She needs to take her self out of here with her "salad potato" head.

by Sam West (aka Big Cheez) January 26, 2005

houdini egg salad

Houdini Egg Salad is a saying from the Midwest. This phrase stems from a situation in which a male and female fornicating are interrupted by a person(usually another male), who is hiding in the closet. This closet dweller pounces out of the closet, just before the other male is about to "hoagie slap" said female, and the sexing couple is doused with a combination of mustard, mayonnaise, and, of course, hard boiled eggs.

"Did you hear Cory got Houdini Egg Saladed last Thursday?"
"Yeah, I heard Steve used a gallon of Hellman's."

by donthatemecuzuaintme October 19, 2012

Southwest Chicken Salad

When you cum in a girls ass too much and it pools up between her cheeks, like salad dressing.

Man im tired, just finished making a southwest chicken salad

by JHs JH April 29, 2007

tossed salad surgery

Getting a rim job from an Emerson Lake and Palmer fan. (any prog rocker will suffice)

As I was listening to Karn Evil #9, i turned around to find somebody giving me a tossed salad surgery.

by Lord Mike March 18, 2004

Toothpaste Salad

The master Swede of the URBAN DICTIONARY!

He deserves a mention for being on the forefront of new-word-o-ology.

Some say his real name is Ewan, but those people know too much.

Toothpaste Salad gave you words like publiquor handstand

by Toothpaste Salad January 22, 2009