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False shark

One way you know people that say that they are sharks are not sharks is sharks don't try to run off other animals. Sharks can also swim without the use of tanks and scuba diving apparatus, that's another way you know that people aren't like sharks, even if they claim to be.
He/she must have been in a silly mood when he/she claimed to be a shark, but nobody thought he/she wasn't a false shark when he/she made the claim.
by Solid Mantis December 11, 2019
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Sharking It

Sharking it: having a feeding frenzy brought on by watching discovery channel's shark week.
Man I've eated 4 hot dogs and 3 bags of chips! Im deffinatly gona be Sharking It this week
by -CWC- July 31, 2011
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Whale shark

The best shark EVER.

Did you know Whale sharks (Rhincodon typus) are known as the biggest fish in the ocean, or gentle giants. A female of this species grows to about 15m or 49 ft. These sharks are known to not show any aggression towards human or other species. They feed on plankton, small shrimp and fish, they are also filter feeders. They swim at a speed of 5 km per hour, migrating a long way, while filtering 6,000 l of water per hour through their gills. They can be found swimming in warm temperature seas, expect the Mediterranean sea. Whale sharks have a layer of mucus on their body, which to the touch is scrubbed off, causing discomfort to the shark. They have a spot on their body that works like a fingerprint. They are silly. An adult whale shark, which less than 10 % actually make it to be one, can weigh something about 41,000 pounds. Their mouths, which when open can be around 4 feet, have no visible teeth, as there are thousands of tiny teeth in there. A whale shark who makes it to adulthood, makes it to be 150 years old. There have been no known records of whale sharks harming humans.
Ex. Wendy:" What is your opinion on whale sharks? "

Garett:" WHALE SHARKS ARE THE BEST THING ON THE PLANET"
by Saturnnz_rings December 31, 2023
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Sharking

To go looking for sharks and pull there pants down
Me mollie and Jack are going sharking ;)
by Deano21 December 3, 2020
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Gummy shark

Jimmy: yoI just got back of gummy shark Hey Tony want some

Tony: no I’m good
by Jeff2279 August 28, 2022
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jersey shark

Bent over doggie style you place two fingers in the puss and one (thumb) in the tush
two fingers in the pink and one finger in the stink the jersey shark creeps in
by Dirty Jerzey December 14, 2013
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the shark game

“let’s play the shark game, I eat you scream
by bt bandit June 11, 2022
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