Scoop noodle

Javelin rocket launcher used to annoy the enemy.

Johnson get that scoop noodle and blow a whole in their rectum

by Codterms101 April 11, 2023

Danger Noodle

A snake

I love danger noodles.

by Zombyprincess November 5, 2020

Pool Noodle

Someone who is sloppy drunk

Can’t stand up straight

Someone who Wobbles

Look at this muppet, just pool noodled
This guy can’t swim, he’s noodled

by Muppet23 October 10, 2021

Juan Noodle

It’s like a circle jerk but a group of women sit like spokes on a wheel jerking off one gentleman

Gather around ladies, it’s time to Juan Noodle him in the middle of this party!

by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023

noodle van

Best hentai

Did you see noodle van last night?

by ExuberantWorshipper May 24, 2017

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

noodle salad

Five or more men inserting limp penises into the mouth of a woman of ill repute.

Yo that bitch be the perfect Tupperware for our noodle salad.

by Knives April 29, 2016