Chinese Flea

A more dangerous kind of flea. It sticks to you and sucks the life out of you! Originated in Macau.

There is a Chinese Flea stuck on her back.

by nxtdoorbuddy March 19, 2018

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Chinese Firestarter

A product or appliance made in China that is so bad of quality, it has a risk of catching fire and potentially burning more than just itself.

Don't buy things like appliances from China, they have a tendency to be chinese firestarters.

by username4544 September 14, 2020

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Dry ramon noodle soup. Broken in pieces, and seasoning packet sprinkled ontop of the dry broken noodles. Often enjoyed as a snack.

by Cassy Thomas February 23, 2016

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Has lots of unnecessary censorship and some strict laws that result in severe consequences.

I'm against the Chinese government

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The act of being sucked out of a plane without a parachute.

by Pinkmin June 26, 2017

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2:30. Am or pm is the Chinese toothache.

Pronounce it slowly!

I'm leaving work today at 2:30, says Linda. Bill chimes in with "you mean the Chinese toothache!...." ahh 2:30!!!!

by March 05, 2024

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The putrid pussy juice of a back water Chinese fishermans wife.

'Man I cant wait to boil my chicken in that Chinese swamp water'

by Cactus? April 28, 2024

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