(cap)tion

A social media (typically IG) caption that is blatantly false aka all cap

Did you see Jay's post? He's spending the week in Paris
- Man no way, he's on a layover, don't believe the (cap)tion

by mickdre October 27, 2021

CAP (Cognitive Alignment Profile)

A personal map of how someone naturally thinks, learns, and processes the world—especially when it doesn’t line up with how schools, jobs, or society are structured. People with strong CAP awareness usually aren’t “broken”—they’re just running a different cognitive operating system that needs different inputs (like context, meaning, time, or rhythm) to function properly.

CAP (Cognitive Alignment Profile) You feel like you’re smart, but constantly out of sync with expectations. You’re not slow—you just need alignment.

by AppCha May 4, 2025

Capping

Doing good

I be capping all night

by Brent ion October 16, 2020

Capping

Grant Vancamp

Jackeyson “lets go out “
Grant “yes let’s go “
*Grant never shows up = he’s capping

by y do u hate me October 23, 2020

dipped in cap

The new way to say cap

“Hey bro, I just got a ps5”
“Nah,bro that’s dipped in cap”

by Wavvvydavvvy September 4, 2021

i smell cap

this is definitely one for Your definition will be reviewed soon.

i smell cap, yes i do

by ilikeeatingcheesetriangles December 23, 2023

The Poop Cap

When you're taking a shit, and the initial shit is a regular solid one, but everything that follows after is pure diarrhea.

Joe: I thought I was gonna have a nice shit at first but then I ended up obliterating the toilet bowl.

Gabe: Yeah, that's what you call the poop cap.

by Andy Stafford November 7, 2015