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No Shit Sherlock

Something that someone says when someone else tells that someone something they already new.
You need to take the cap off the water bottle before you can drink the water. ("Well no shit Sherlock").
by js_unknown15 December 29, 2021
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chicken shit

Throwing eggs at somebody and getting chicken shit all over everything.
What's more chicken shit than egging a car or even a person?
by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
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shit-fuck

(noun)
1. Shit: /ʃɪt/ (shɪp)
2. Fuck: /fʌk/ (dʌk)

1. The highest form of insult, surpassing all other forms of derogatory remarks or gestures. It is used to describe

individuals who are considered to be the lowest form of scum or human excrement, exhibiting disgraceful behaviour, extreme stupidity or ignorance.

2. The only legitimate replacement when the word ‘cunt’ just isn’t severe enough.

3. It can also be used to refer to the worst possible situation or circumstances imaginable, indicating a highly unfavourable or distressing state.
1. 'After his offensively stupid remarks, the Prime Minister was therefore referred to as a shit-fuck until the end of days.'

2. 'The company's decision to lay off all its employees was a shit-fuck for the entire workforce.'

3. 'This week has just been a complete shit-fuck. Every member of staff was laid off today because the repugnant shit-fucks in government completely shit-fucked the UK economy.'

4. 'The UK Governments approach to politics was an absolute shit-fuck.'

5. 'Nobody knew which way to vote because both Conservative and Labour leaders were complete shit-fucks. The UK

was basically paddling up shit-creek, on a dildo shaped powder keg, with only it's tears for lube.'
by Aceof5pades June 28, 2024
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ts shit pmo me off

when this shit pisses you off but with more volume, can be described as the following; Thocky, Creamy, Thwocky etc.
Why would he take my one of a kind autograph glow in the dark snorkel, ts shit pmo me off.
by 7zipLunch February 9, 2025
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Shit Flusher

A total retard who uses a 5 gallon bucket of water to flush their toilet, splattering shit all over the place, for like 10 fucking years, rather than repair their toilet or get a new one.
That dudes house is a piss soaked, shit splattered shit hole! That shit flusher is fucked up!
by No Mercy June 16, 2025
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flash-minute-shit

when you're able to take a dump in under 60 seconds clean and wiped out the door.
bob: hey man i thought you said you're gonna miss the bus?

rob: nah man i ripped a "flash-minute-shit" before she got around to my house.

bob:....respect....
by kingofalldacake September 20, 2012
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The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

A metaphor for timing, basically saying the time must be right.
Trevor: Should I ask this girl out, she said I was cute?
Shawn: The Donkey Only Shits at Noon
by JPOEMMAMA January 7, 2022
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