stuck my dick in the yak

I put my dick in a very difficult situation

I don't know if I want to date her yet, I kind of stuck my dick in the yak with this one

by a_dibax11 September 2, 2016

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Melans dick

SOOOO FUCKING BIG

Melans dick is big

by urmum23743 November 8, 2021

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dick nub

When a boys dick "usually fuck boys" is smaller than a muffin top

Omg Karen he has such a dick nub

by Boomba boom May 25, 2016

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Dick toy

A dick toy is a big ass that sits on a dick all the time and bounces on it.

Clara Webb is San example of a dick toy

by Chaw bubber June 18, 2019

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dick slogger

Someone with such a huge penis that they have to carry it around in a wheelbarrow. The dick slogger is a bit of an urban legend, but the mere possibility of his existence makes ladies cream.

Alison: Hey, tell me about your friend Jordan
Drew: All you need to know is that he's a real dick slogger
Alison: (✿◠‿◠) !!!!!!

by Cpt Obveeous October 17, 2015

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South Dakota Dick Destroyer

The act of putting your penis into a blender and turning it on letting it shred then going and releasing the flesh within a 5 mile radius of Mount Rushmore.

"Dude I did a South Dakota Dick Destroyer last night and I still haven't recovered!"

by PenisTicker March 18, 2025

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