Quantum shit

When you have had diarree for three+ days .

I have quantum shit myself the past week.

by Legolas12223 August 26, 2023

shitting like a blue goose

Extreme diarrhea. Even more sever than the phrase "shitting like a goose".

I ate so much taco bell last night, I'm worried I'll be shitting like a blue goose

by God_of_beans September 1, 2023

Ape Shit

This is a alternative word for nigga or nigger, Like you can use this when you see a white police officer pull over a black guy

Licence and registration please, you stupid piece of Ape Shit.

by JosephIsANigger September 4, 2023

Shits the Sequel

When your done pooping and wipe but then 5 min later you have to shit again.

"hey I thought I was done pooping but then the shits the sequel hit me 5 minutes later.

by jfaksjdflaksdj September 4, 2023

Hope shit

A term used by David Goggins to motivate people

Example. person 1: hey Danny I’m feeling really tired.
Person 2 : hurry yo ass up noah we don’t live of that hope shit

by DaddyEpstein76 September 4, 2023

i think i just shit myself hard

when you absolutely blow your pants up

guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard

by some stupid guy September 5, 2023

Off the shits

When you recently recover from rocket thrusting diarrhea, barely having your asshole intact (almost needing rectal replacement therapy), acting like it wasn't that big of a deal in the first place.. Very common to incorrectly use this phrase to describe a mild drinking session but exaggerating it like was the most you've drank in your life.

Romero: You trying to go out tn?
Dominic: Hell yes! I was off the shits last night.. Let's do it again. I'll be oFf tHe sHiTs AgAiN

by ViolinistMikeHunt September 5, 2023