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shit camping

When you have to shit and someone is in the only stall for an absurd length of time
"Hey what took you so long"

"Oh i was shit camping, some fuckwad took the only stall"
by 8pumpchump August 2, 2016
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shit detective

Someone who patrols mens rooms sniffing up evidence and determining who destroyed the air quality after the hanus crime of relieving there bowels.
Matt and Dave are the lead shit detectives sniffing up evidence in the mens rooms looking for the culprit who destroyed the air quality!!!
by Biglerdick1 August 22, 2022
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You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.
provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!
by anonymous April 8, 2023
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I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.
John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
by green923jade January 9, 2021
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Shit-Painter

When certain celebrities reach the highest echelons of their own personal opinions they arrive at the hallowed level of Shit-painter.

This is the point where one would consider being at such high regard, that one could shit on a canvass and sell it due to the notoriety of said celebrity! (Where the name carries more value than could be considered justified
"I saw Chris Martin of Coldplay down the high street yesterday, wouldn't even stop for a selfie, he's become a right shit-painter nowadays"
by MrWazzer October 15, 2021
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Big buttcrack in shit

Eat but
by Gyyyyyy August 2, 2022
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Level 5 shit

A good shit where you made eye contact with another animal shitting.
I took a level 5 shit with my dog the other day.
by Kringle_ May 28, 2022
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