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No YOU are a fat sack of shit who has to be an EMPLOYEE and you want me to have to be an EMPLOYEE with you.
Hym "And LIKE THE FAT SACK OF SHIT THAT YOU ARE... You are trying to tie yourself to my ankles and drag me down with you. Coming up with the theory IS the work. You're being mealy-mouthed about what constitutes work and what constitutes creating AI and you need to be shut the fuck up, manually. You need to save these mentally retarded fucks from themselves. You need to save their kids. I'm don't need to be an EMPLOYEE because I'm not YOU. You piece of shit. Your kids don't deserve money or life more than I do. And they sure as hell don't deserve it equally. You are living off the government because you got you fat pussy stuffed by a fat-cock every chance you get and NOW you need to STEAL FOOD OUT OF MY MOUTH TO FEED YOUR KIDS WITH EBT."
by Hym Iam August 29, 2025
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Work glitter

Win your work from home office is covered in dog for from your constant companion.
My keyboard is covered in work glitter.
by Adventure Junkie January 13, 2021
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Play-Work

The act of telling someone you are going to "work on your computer", and instead decide to do "play-work", whatever the fuck that entails.
Person 1: "Hey are you going to do "work-work" or "play-work"?
Person 2: "Uhm I think I'm going to do "work-work" today *whatever the fuck play-work means*.
by thatlowcar December 6, 2021
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matt work

often times defined as practicing Mixed Martial Arts with buddies, but usually a cover up to blow your some dude named Matt behind the gym.
Also refer to the word Jim time
Dan: hey brett what were you at the gym for four hours for?
Brett: ooo just lifting weights, cardio, and a little bit of "Matt work"
Dan: sounds pretty gross.
by cshmnymc January 16, 2011
mugGet the matt workmug.

Work Jack

The act of cranking your hog while at work
Did you hear about Mick? He got fired after pulling a crazy lunchtime work jack.
by Turbo Hog Cranker August 18, 2024
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Work Place Bitch

The insufferable, horrid and annoying type of coworker that some people inevitably encounter at work. They're usually kiss asses to the management wich they think gives them a free pass to act like one with their coworkers. They're also the coworker that chooses to do more work than everyone else (regardless if people are slacking off or not), take on more responsibility than they can handle, deliberately burn themselves out and constantly complain about doing most of the work. Deep down at their core they want attention, they're credibly insecure and are most likely butt ugly individuals that almost no one wants to fuck.
Person#1. Don't make me do all of the work!

Person#2. No one is making you do all if the work. You're choosing to do all of the work and take on more that what you can handle. Stop being a Work Place Bitch and get a life!
by Flower347joy December 6, 2021
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