Working on churches 

Mastibation, specifically at one's own home.
Often heard between tradesmen on building sites.

Labourer:"John, how are you getting on with those quoins"?
Bricklayer:"I'd rather be working on churches, Dave"!

Working on churches by Laronzo September 12, 2022

Jewish Workout 

A Jewish workout is a term used to describe a session in a sauna. As referenced in the Seinfield episode - The Yada Yada (S8E19).

George: Hey, where you just at the health club?

Tim: Oh, well, I didn't do much. I just sat in the sauna. You know, it was more like a Jewish workout.

Jewish Workout by Anti-dentite November 22, 2013

Rari workout 

When one pumps their arms up and down repeatedly to music by lethal bizzle. (as if they were pulling down on a cord)
Lethal bizzle created this in his snapchats while in his Ferrari on his way to the gym while listening to DENCH tunes.

*DENCH tune playing, pumping arm up and down*
"RARI WORKOUT

RARI WORKOUT

RARI WORKOUT

RARI WORKOUT"

Rari workout by @Matt_Tierney99 April 30, 2014

sheet metal worker 

Trade far superior to all other construction trades. The only craftsman who makes what they install.. duct work. While they may be the loudest on the site, they will tell you to get fucked if you complain. Usually heavy drinkers, with a bad attitude. Huge dicks. Will sneak away with your wife at the local neighborhood christmas party.

Damn. You see those sheet metal workers? I cant tell if thats the tool belt or the tool itself

That sheet metal worker is a bad ass, you greenhorns better steer clear of him

sheet metal worker by WakShakKustomz December 21, 2016

Workmageddon 

When out of nowhere, time critical and urgent priority work starts piling up with a soul crushing impossibility of success.

Dude, what happened? You were supposed to join us for lunch.

Well, I was out the door when Nicole asked me to help with one little thing while she went to the bathroom. Little did I know the execs were heading downstairs to unleash workmageddon.

Workmageddon by Apricottarte March 3, 2015

Toxic workplace

The kind of workplace you leave as soon as you've saved enough fuck you money. No two weeks notice. Just leave and never show up again.

I left my lunch in a locked cabinet before I quit that sorry excuse for a company. It's such a toxic workplace, they won't even notice the smell. It'll just blend in with the rest of their bullshit.

Toxic workplace by goyo August 14, 2016

workmare 

When you dream about being at work with bad results, sometimes you dream about being at work naked.

I woke in a cold sweat from a workmare.

workmare by Chancey Gardener December 28, 2005