Internet Fart

A internet fart is when you turn on your mic at a unexpected time emitting a strange sound that emulates the passing of gas.

"Kody! Stop Internet Farting!"

by canyoufeelthedaylickingourskin October 12, 2021

fart slicer

A fart slicer is another word for a G string.

"Hey sheila, are you gonna rip one right here in public?"
"No worries, you won't hear a thing i've got a fart slicer on!"

by thewetblanket March 9, 2012

sketchy fart

When your fart is too wet for comfort. You also question if you shat your pants or not.

The Taco Bell from dinner gave me a sketchy fart. I now have streaks in my underwear.

by fuern3 January 4, 2017

Gut fart

A loud, long fart as if it was coming deep from your gut, often may feel like you have to shit but only air comes out, followed by a feeling of relief.

Mathew thought he had to take a shit but when he sat on the toilet he passed a huge gut fart.

by Saturn20102c March 11, 2015

fart lasso

A fart so bad that its like someone wrapped a lasso around your neck and pulled it tight. You can't breathe.

Dude, yesterday I gave Chris the ol' fart lasso. He didn't breathe for so long he turned purple!

by Flaming Moobs December 3, 2013

Fart Finger

a finger one shoves up their arsehole to induce farting.

In order to let out some gas, John used the old Fart Finger and was able to let out a few rips for some relief.

by Shit_4_Brains January 14, 2008

butter fart

A fart that's too greasy to be called wet.

I heard Dave fart, I didn't believe that it was a real fart. It sounded like what you get when you put butter in a whoopee cushion. It was a butter fart.

by A member of the Team Cripple January 22, 2008