I bent over too quickly earlier and splash farted in my kecks.
I spilt gravy on the kitchen floor, it looked like I'd suffered a splash fart.
I spilt gravy on the kitchen floor, it looked like I'd suffered a splash fart.
by Underpants_man July 04, 2016
That odd fart in the morning that smells a bit like breakfast omelet. Its uncomfortable for he who smelt it dealt it to deal with the worrisome fact that it makes them hungry. A shameful feeling of woe generally sets in but the satisfaction soon ensues because it smelled like a good idea for breakfast.
After having a steak burrito, beer, and siracha shooters the night before, Tom awoke in his bed. He farted and it smelled like a morning omlete dropped into the mouth of the port o potty. He was disgusted. But relevied to know, he was goning to start the morning right with a omelet. A dream of tue fart omelet now was a reality.
by Mr. Nate December 01, 2014
by princess sprinkles February 23, 2010
To interact with another's butt, with ones own butt, the way one would during an Eskimo kiss.
To flirtatiously squeeze and release ones butt muscles against another's to tickle each other's butt pubes
To flirtatiously squeeze and release ones butt muscles against another's to tickle each other's butt pubes
by Unoriginal Pseudonym March 24, 2015
When one sits down in an awkward position so that he/she compresses the air between him/her and the chair, resulting in a flatulent sound.
John: Dude did you just fart?
Mike: What?! No, that was just a chair fart!
John: Then what's that smell?
Mike: What?! No, that was just a chair fart!
John: Then what's that smell?
by mohenjodarocatalhuyuk September 11, 2013
by Ploooterman November 27, 2016
by majorbloodline January 25, 2021